Annoying kids at the mosque

[Helios]

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But a masjid? come on now

 

[Xasusi]

Kids below 7 should be free according to tradition. If youre annoyed by it, you must be low IQ.

 

[Desert Flower]

But a masjid? come on now

You are right.

 

[Helios]

You are right.

Athaan is called. Guled thinks to himself *f*ck lemme put this spliff away*

 

[Desert Flower]

Athaan is called. Guled thinks to himself *f*ck lemme put this spliff away*

I swear if you’re not in the right state of mind (high, drunk, etc) your salah isn’t valid. I think hooyos are like, at least my son is praying. Cajib.

 

[CaliTedesse]

Hear me out

There was a point in my life where I had a kind of large afro, it wasn't anything mind boggling though. It just looked like it wasn't cut for a quite a while. So I'm at the mosque sitting up the rows when the qudbah starts and out comes some Somali kid with the open mouth syndrome, he looked like someone @CaliTedesse would absolutely despise. So this kid plops next to me and sits there fidgeting, I like being at the mosque because it's peaceful and I can think clearly there so this was a mild annoyance but he's a kid I can't get angry at him for it.

But this is where shit changes, the little man turns his head which is fucking centimetres from mine and begins staring at my afro with a glint in his eye that reminds me of something between a cow in bliss and a adult with down-syndrome who just got gifted a broken pencil. Then his nauseating breathe smashes my nose and mouth stifling any instinct that could get me to breathe in that putrid unholy stench meandering out of this gaping mouth that has probably lost all its jaw muscles.

But he's a kid

I lean out and edge away mind you the mosque is packed

This motherfucking little shit leans in and continues

The veins in my hand started getting more visible and were popping out. I've never had the urge to slap the ever living shit out of the two braincells left in that kids head but that of course would be illegal so I glanced at him with a slight annoyed look.

He looked me in the eyes for 3 seconds with this retarded face
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And then continued staring into my afro like it was all chill. I felt disturbed, angry and what I could only describe as feeling violated.

Giving someone a look and a nod at the mosque when they troubled you was the standard etiquette and was followed by everyone except FOB Indians who would put their crusty toes on your foot in prayer. It's been quite a few minutes now and this kid continues staring into my hair for go knows what reason while plastering his breathe on me and killing my dignity plus whatever organisms lived on the surface of my skin in the process.

Finally the parent of this oblivious spawn of what must've been a gulper eel and a jersey cattle came. Lo and behold his dad looked like a Bass fish with a broken jaw and so I later leant where the mouth breathing came from.

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As soon as he asked the guy on the other side of his son to make space I thought it was going to end. Nope the prayer starts and there are no more spaces and so I was subjected to this little kid stepping on my toes in prayer while he was playing with his feet. His dad then smacked him afterwards and he smushed my toes so hard I couldn't move them properly.

I walked out of that mosque absolutely confused and angry. I later tripped over the pavement ledge while dwelling on what I could've possibly done. I think that might of been where my lack of belief in God started.

How can I trust in God when I got violated in his own home? Albeit it was a clearly run down mosque in a shitty area. There was that other time I got rushed by a Pakistani stampede (uncut toenails too so I ended up having a field day with paracetamol and anti-septic) in Ramadan for what I can only describe as the cooks diarrhoea mixed with undercooked chicken that would've put a hole in even the savagest of hunter-gatherer's iron stomach. T'was a sight to behold though.

There was that one time I accidentally dropped a tenner in the donation bag and when I tried to get it back the paki holding it yanked it away. Fucking Jews.

So What worse the worst thing that's happened to you guys at mosque anyway? I can't be the only one

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Damn forgot to reply just saw this thread again wallahi remember reading it at work in the office HAHAHAHAHAHAHA laughed so hard fam walle bille then colleague came and quickly hid why I was laughing walle superb thread fam #respect akhi

 

[Louis Vuitton Don]

This is by far one of the funniest shit I read on this forum. Lol

 

[AIOPZ]

Reminds of when a little boy around the age of 3 or 4 at the masjid a week or so ago kept on pushing me during the entirety of salat. It was so frustrating and irritating.

 

[Khadar999]

None of that shit compares to having your shoes stolen

when i was in ethiopia we came and left with different dacas every day

 

[Khadar999]

This is funny lmao but its better for kids to grow up messing around in masjid then anywhere else tbh. Also i hope your faith in allah has become stronger

 

[Yukon_Niner]

Damn forgot to reply just saw this thread again wallahi remember reading it at work in the office HAHAHAHAHAHAHA laughed so hard fam walle bille then colleague came and quickly hid why I was laughing walle superb thread fam #respect akhi

This is by far one of the funniest shit I read on this forum. Lol

I legit didn't even think this was that funny, I got a flood of memories back from my 'dugsi and mosque every Fridays' days and I thought I'd write about all the annoying experiences I've had. The one written above made me rage.

I thought I'd make a great clown

This is funny lmao but its better for kids to grow up messing around in masjid then anywhere else tbh. Also i hope your faith in allah has become stronger

Who knows sometimes I go to the mosques because I still feel a sort of pleasent peace there.

 

[blade99]

Lol at going to a Mosque, and even a bigger lol at going to one full Asians. If I was in that Mosque, we might have another Christchurch incident on our hands.

Not funny you dirty c*nt

 

[Khadar999]

Not funny you dirty c*nt

Did he delete this? Deserves a ban

 

[blade99]

Did he delete this? Deserves a ban

Children died and he's joking about that fucking loser I hate trolls who joke about kids dying or real suffering trolling is fun if it's light hearted but when you joke about serious stuff it just shows how much of a loser and unstable c*nt you are

He needs to be banned for that comment

 

[blade99]

Lol at going to a Mosque, and even a bigger lol at going to one full Asians. If I was in that Mosque, we might have another Christchurch incident on our hands.

MAKING LIGHT ABOUT LITTLE KIDS DYING IN A MOSQUE AND INNOCENT PEOELE DYING/ PATHETIC c*nt SCAB YOU NEED TO BE CASTRATED WITH A RUSTY KNIFE

 

[Khadar999]

Children died and he's joking about that fucking loser I hate trolls who joke about kids dying or real suffering trolling is fun if it's light hearted but when you joke about serious stuff it just shows how much of a loser and unstable c*nt you are

He needs to be banned for that comment

@admin

 

[Yukon_Niner]

This had to be my least successful thread, all did was get loads of laugh ratings while only getting 2 pages worth of replies. Not many folks gave actual answers.

Gotta love this site.

 

[kickz]

The worst is people that bring six month old kids who scream cry through the salaat.

 

[Yukon_Niner]

The worst is people that bring six month old kids who scream cry through the salaat.

Ooh I hate that. I remember some little kid was screaming and running around, I gave him an extremely sour sweet called toxic waste.

Little nigga ran to his parents and wouldn't stop crying so they went outside, man was playing 6D Chinese checkers that day

 

[Yahya]

when i was in ethiopia we came and left with different dacas every day

Nigga, here ppl just take random shoes after their shoes have been taken and continue the cycle. Almost everyone one ended up leaving with a different shoe, except those smart enough to put them in their bags.