Khaem
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Today I woke up and forgot my ID card so I needed to pay for a new one once I arrived at school. Then I realised past the deadline date for my final project that I forgot to do an assignment.
I go I to class and the teacher askes "guess how many people submitted all their work out of 23" we all started guessing and then bro said 5.
I asked if I was included and the teacher said "no you never send work on time"
I was thinking I was a finished guy but then the macalin pulls the greatest UNO reverse card and says "I knew you lot wouldn't hand work in on time so we gave you a false deadline. The real deadline is next week"
I was saying my prayers, Masha'Allah I got given a second chance
Then I go and try talk to this Xalimo I had a nice chat with a week prior and it was bloody dry. Sad times walahi.
Then I go to maths 40 minutes late cause reasons and I find the class doing a mock. I was about to shit myself but them the teacher came up to me with a list and asked me to tick my name if I can find it. I do and then he says I can go and marks me in with no late because apparently I already did the mock exam. Masha'Allah.
I was so happy I went straight to the gym and worked out. But before i entered I decided to turn to a vending machine inside the sports centre where I bought a ribena cause there's no water left. This will be important for later on.
I do my workout for about 2 hours cause I finished school early, then I go straight to tuition where I find a near-empty class consisting of only 4 people and so we get to do a mock test whilst the teacher stops every 15 minutes and helps us find mistakes. Like 2 weeks before the actual exam so this is great. Masha'Allah.
But then I get a notification from my bank in the middle of the exam saying I need to verify a purchase so I go to my banking app confused only to find I lost about 70 pounds. I click to see the pending and see some fat nigga spent 36 quid on a single Nandos order. I panic and the macalin told me to send the remaining money to my hooyos bank account and freeze the card which I do.
I then call the bank for 30 minutes and go through the general stuff before talking about my recent purchases. I last remember spending £1.90 on a ribena on the vending machine when I entered the sports center and then the man asked me if I bought two. I checked to see that it indeed showed had bough 2 £1.90 drinks from the vending machine. I connected the dots and realised that I had forgotten my card inserted in there and some broke nigga took the card and went to the local Nandos and tescos 2 minutes away. The only reason they blocked the card and sent me a message was because bro was on a website and put my card details in to buy something. Walahi I'm finished. We go through some more procedures and I will get my refund and new card in a couple of days.
I Walked home sad init but my aabo gave me his card and let me buy from the local Turkish kebab shop where I make my usual order and the guy makes it fast and exactly the same way I always did. I sorta built Some sort of friendship with the Turkish guys there cause he's right at the end of my street so I've made the same order for months at this point. After I get my kebab I ask for a Pepsi and the guy puts it in my bag and when I reach out to pay the bossman refuses and says "it's free my brother, tell your dad"
Masha'Allah after the shitty thing that happened to me the bro comes in and saves my day. Literally walked home with a smile on my face the whole time.
I had the worst and best day today
I go I to class and the teacher askes "guess how many people submitted all their work out of 23" we all started guessing and then bro said 5.
I asked if I was included and the teacher said "no you never send work on time"
I was thinking I was a finished guy but then the macalin pulls the greatest UNO reverse card and says "I knew you lot wouldn't hand work in on time so we gave you a false deadline. The real deadline is next week"
I was saying my prayers, Masha'Allah I got given a second chance
Then I go and try talk to this Xalimo I had a nice chat with a week prior and it was bloody dry. Sad times walahi.
Then I go to maths 40 minutes late cause reasons and I find the class doing a mock. I was about to shit myself but them the teacher came up to me with a list and asked me to tick my name if I can find it. I do and then he says I can go and marks me in with no late because apparently I already did the mock exam. Masha'Allah.
I was so happy I went straight to the gym and worked out. But before i entered I decided to turn to a vending machine inside the sports centre where I bought a ribena cause there's no water left. This will be important for later on.
I do my workout for about 2 hours cause I finished school early, then I go straight to tuition where I find a near-empty class consisting of only 4 people and so we get to do a mock test whilst the teacher stops every 15 minutes and helps us find mistakes. Like 2 weeks before the actual exam so this is great. Masha'Allah.
But then I get a notification from my bank in the middle of the exam saying I need to verify a purchase so I go to my banking app confused only to find I lost about 70 pounds. I click to see the pending and see some fat nigga spent 36 quid on a single Nandos order. I panic and the macalin told me to send the remaining money to my hooyos bank account and freeze the card which I do.
I then call the bank for 30 minutes and go through the general stuff before talking about my recent purchases. I last remember spending £1.90 on a ribena on the vending machine when I entered the sports center and then the man asked me if I bought two. I checked to see that it indeed showed had bough 2 £1.90 drinks from the vending machine. I connected the dots and realised that I had forgotten my card inserted in there and some broke nigga took the card and went to the local Nandos and tescos 2 minutes away. The only reason they blocked the card and sent me a message was because bro was on a website and put my card details in to buy something. Walahi I'm finished. We go through some more procedures and I will get my refund and new card in a couple of days.
I Walked home sad init but my aabo gave me his card and let me buy from the local Turkish kebab shop where I make my usual order and the guy makes it fast and exactly the same way I always did. I sorta built Some sort of friendship with the Turkish guys there cause he's right at the end of my street so I've made the same order for months at this point. After I get my kebab I ask for a Pepsi and the guy puts it in my bag and when I reach out to pay the bossman refuses and says "it's free my brother, tell your dad"
Masha'Allah after the shitty thing that happened to me the bro comes in and saves my day. Literally walked home with a smile on my face the whole time.
I had the worst and best day today
