Amaal Nuux

[Idil-Beydaan]

Why are you lying naaya? In Toronto alot of people ask me why Somalis are fucking tall and they are ranked second tallest Africans after South Sudan (Dinka tribe).

Most Somali men are 6 feet or above and that is a fact. Go to a large Somali population and you'll find alot of tall Faaraxs and they are very common.

Sxb ‘naaya’ can mean something different to some somalis.
Dad qarkood ceeb ee u arkaan, inaa ceynoosid ee moodan. Waxan kula talin lahay ina erigaas sheegin.

 

[Daleelah]

Slick and Jerome

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Well in Toronto maybe.. Idk, here the men are 40% short and 60% tall.

And yes you are right, I should go to a place with a larger somali population. I think it’s where I live that is the problem.

And where is that ‘here’

 

[SumMo]

Sum Mo walle your life sounds like a movie.
Or a drama, the rich guy might become poor and then become a good guy then you two get together

And then he learns that inner values count and you both fall in love and marry.
K I’m deffo tired Im just chatting nonsense

kkkkkkkk. I never really realize how crazy my life is, but yeah it is kinda crazy.


I don’t know how I have such a crazy life considering I don’t like to leave my house. I think crazyness just follows me around. Everytime I step outside of my house, something happens to me.

 

[SumMo]

And where is that ‘here’

I will never tell..

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[Daleelah]

Aren't humble guys so much better than cocky OTT guys? Even if a guy isn't that good looking I think it's nice when someone's just calm

 

[Factz]

kkkkkkkk. I never really realize how crazy my life is, but yeah it is kinda crazy.


I don’t know how I have such a crazy life considering I don’t like to leave my house. I think crazyness just follows me around. Everytime I step outside of my house, something happens to me.

Pray 5 times a day and make dua when you finish your prayer. Hopefully, Allah can help you avoid all this drama you're going through but you must also believe in him as if he will complete it for you. It's very important, have your trust with Allah and inshallah you'll be fine.

Take my word for granted, sis.

 

[Abkaal]

You don't drink Caano geel and you sure as hell don't eat hilib geel. You most likely drink chocolate flavoured Nesquik milk and eat frozen chicken nuggets, masajidka ciyaarta ka daa

I am the only person here that eats Hilib geel everyday and have been eating it my entire life the ultimate Geel-jire walaal

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Slick and Jerome

It's tough out here being ugly I had to help my fellow ugly abdi. Us uglies have to stick together.


Surprisingly I have had some nice looking chicks interested in me. and some females I absolutely didn't find attractive interested in me.

I'm stuck I don't know if I should withdraw my membership from the Texas ugly nigga association.

 

[Daleelah]

It's tough out here being ugly I had to help my fellow ugly abdi. Us uglies have to stick together.


Surprisingly I have had some nice looking chicks interested in me. and some females I absolutely didn't find attractive interested in me.

I'm stuck I don't know if I should withdraw my membership from the Texas ugly nigga association.

10 out of 10 for personality

Don't withdraw your membership, stay loyal to the cause

 

[Slickback]

It's tough out here being ugly I had to help my fellow ugly abdi. Us uglies have to stick together.


Surprisingly I have had some nice looking chicks interested in me. and some females I absolutely didn't find attractive interested in me.

I'm stuck I don't know if I should withdraw my membership from the Texas ugly nigga association.

Bro, cute girls think they're safe with ugly niggas... but they don't know us ma fahamtay? They think they're the first bird to make the irrational decision and opt for you

"Qalanjo, macaaney soo dhowoow"

 

[Abkaal]

I will never tell..

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Scandi world weirdest Somalis are from Scandinavia

 

[Daleelah]

Bro, cute girls think they're safe with ugly niggas... but they don't know us ma fahamtay? They think they're the first bird to make the irrational decision and opt for you

"Qalanjo, macaaney soo dhowoow"

The picture has me hahahahahahahah

 

[Jake from State Farm]

10 out of 10 for personality

Don't withdraw your membership, stay loyal to the cause

Your right I can't leave my uglies after all we struggled together. Imma just keep on the low

Next meeting when every one yelling "I'm ugly and I'm proud"

Imma be whispering "I'm beautiful and I'm proud"

 

[Abkaal]

"Qalanjo, macaaney soo dhowoow"

the word Qalanjo and beauty kala dheer walle. how can an elephant represent beauty

or geel-jires were ahead of their time and knew xaliimos will turn to whales

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Me at my eedo house tomorrow after I get my haircut

 

[Slickback]

The picture has me hahahahahahahah

Very human like, if you look closely you can see him go

the word Qalanjo and beauty kala dheer walle. how can an elephant represent beauty or geel-jires were ahead of their time and knew xaliimos will turn to whales

this is a qalanjo, female antelope

 

[Blade1]

You know what. I always thought looks weren’t important, but as of lately I have realized that looks are somewhat important. I mean this is someone you will wake up next to everyday and have children with, so ofc looks do matter.

However.. I don’t like it when people are suuper shallow. I’ve especially noticed that extremly good looking guys are super shallow, which is why I avoid these type of men now.


The last extremly good-looking guy I spoke to was back in december. He was a british somali guy who worked for this phone company as a computer engineer, and would travel back and forth. His level of shallowness absolutely disgusted me.

Constantly emphasizing on how good I look (don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind compliments, but it was too vulgar as he would use words as ‘sexy’ and uff other nasty words). He would also comment on girls who he thought were ‘fat’ or ‘ugly’ very publicly. He also didn’t care about my education or my hobbies. To him I was just a pretty face, and he only wanted me to sit and look cute. He would do weird things like put his head next to mine infront of the mirror, and tell me how beautiful our kids would look. yuuuuck

After a week I had enough. The thought of him made me almost throw up. This wasn’t the first time I encounter a man like this. Lesson learned I guess.

Now I only accept decent guys who are tall. I could care less about him being a 10/10 tbh.. uff

LOL visual representation of me right now

Looool I was about to give u an informative but when I read the part where he puts your face together in the mirror I had to give a laughing one that shit creepy as hell. Trust init men who only love or look for spouses only based on their looks end up looking for second wife or sader divorce to go look for pretty girls after their wife gets older.

 

[Daleelah]

Even Jalle's coming with those creative bars lol, the Texas ugly association are doing big thaaaaaangs

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

the word Qalanjo and beauty kala dheer walle. how can an elephant represent beauty

or geel-jires were ahead of their time and knew xaliimos will turn to whales

Kkkkk
Haddee ba xagaagi dumarka maroodi ka yihin
Aniga waxan dhehi lahaay, ragga nah waraabe ee yihiin:siilaanyolaugh:
Lugaha caatada:siilaanyolaugh:
Iyo wajiga :siilaanyolaugh:
I’m joking