all these qalanjos are married

mr steal your naag

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You see it. Somalis are so annoying on social media every shit that goes viral of us is either weird or cringe :snoop:
They piss me off i deleted tiktok after 2 week. i really can not stand somalis on the internet from the fake somali twitter politicans to the attention whōring fobs on tiktok. Its like they never got love from their parents
 
You see it. Somalis are so annoying on social media every shit that goes viral of us is either weird or cringe :snoop:
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to the same man. I think they're from Sudan if I'm not wong. Can someone dig deep and find out their tribe. ? Probably a young man from a wealthy family cuffed all of them at the same time. Too bad it's a taboo in Somali culture to marry more than 1 woman at the same time. I'll probably reach my goal in having 3 wives in 10 years by marrying 1 qalanjo at a time.

Eh, girl #2 doesn't look like a qalanjo at all
 
I returned to South Sudan in 2016 and my cousin was married to 3 very beautiful women:lawd:and I immediately started questioning the validity of my Western derived anti-polygamy values...

..I had an internal monologue about it.

I should honour my Nilotic heritage and get two equally yoked, equally tall women and give them a duo nickname... 'the twin towers'.

:rejoice::rejoice:
 
4 wives is too much to satisfy lol, i think 2 is the sweet spot.

In all seriousness, it's best to be married to one person and there are many reasons for this but family dynamics is the most important one; polygamous marriages are usually bedevilled by favouritism, jealousy, conflict and riven familial ties.
 
Oromos are qalanjos of the highest order:lawd: We need to assimilate these people ASAP, I volunteer as tribute. Quruxleyaal meesha taagaan. Why do I not live in a place where they live:wow:
 

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In all seriousness, it's best to be married to one person and there are many reasons for this but family dynamics is the most important one; polygamous marriages are usually bedevilled by favouritism, jealousy, conflict and riven familial ties.
Depends on the culture
 
Depends on the culture

Certain cultures may have better means of regulating those things but they will always be present in one way or another.

Could you imagine if you had to share your wife with 3 other men? Would you not feel a certain way? It's the same for women.
 

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Certain cultures may have better means of regulating those things but they will always be present in one way or another.

Could you imagine if you had to share your wife with 3 other men? Would you not feel a certain way? It's the same for women.
Its not the same thing. A woman who desires more than one man is a wh*re. Whereas it’s natural for a man to desire more than one woman and Allah allows us to marry 4 women.
 

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In all seriousness, it's best to be married to one person and there are many reasons for this but family dynamics is the most important one; polygamous marriages are usually bedevilled by favouritism, jealousy, conflict and riven familial ties.

The Islamic school of thought that Somalis follow (Shafi'i) believes it's best to marry one and is critical of needless polygamous marriage.
 
Wallahi the way it annoys me how much views somalitiktok has, its mindcrushing. Why on earth do we have that much views? Last time I checked the africa hashtag had less views this is too much. Why? Whyyy?:gunsmiley:
We have more viewers cuz Somalitiktokers go viral beyond Somali viewers, we are popping
 
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