Advice for the Geeljires

[Geeljire lotus]

Never try to get it in on the first date it’s too risky plus it’s some hoe shit. But by the third time we meeting up I be drowning in that shit #truestory

 

[Hitmane]

I remember my first date in the summer of 75’. Took her to geelsankatabte restaurant in xamar. Wore a macawiis and tusbax for good blessings. Best Date Ever.

They served us dates, camel meat and Caano geel for lunch. I told her i will savour her body like i savour my timir. She said I had cannibalistic tendencies.’Will you’ she added’ treat my milk giving organ like you treated that hilib geel’? I told her no. My bites are tender.

 

[Geeljire lotus]

I remember my first date in the summer of 75’. Took her to geelsankatabte restaurant in xamar. Wore a macawiis and tusbax for good blessings. Best Date Ever.

They served us dates, camel meat and Caano geel for lunch. I told her i will savour her body like i savour my timir. She said I had cannibalistic tendencies.’Will you’ she added’ treat my milk giving organ like you treated that hilib geel’? I told her no. My bites are tender.

LOOOL wtf