Addicted to Monster Energy

[Apollo]

Always only the sugar free version.

I have been drinking this shit daily lately (usually only 1 can, ....sooometimes 2), is this shit even healthy?

I hear zoomers are addicted to it as well, so confess, who here is a fellow monsterholic?

 

[Sophisticate]

That's Splenda.

 

[Apollo]

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That's Splenda.

The Xabash bean doesn't give me enough of a boost, while this toxic shit does.

 

[Celery]

No way that stuff is healthy. Get off it ASAP

 

[Apollo]

No way that stuff is healthy. Get off it ASAP

It will be my 2022 New Year's resolution.

 

[ForwardSweep]

Zero Ultra is my favourite flavour, but damn bro you gotta lay off the stuff. One can a day is far from healthy. If you're drinking this shit for study sessions I suggest managing your time better because staying up late to study while hopped up on caffeine is counter-productive. I've been there and done that.

 

[Periplus]

Bro I used to be hopped up on that during my uni days.

The pink one is goat tier IMO and the Mango flavour.

I have all but cut out caffeine from my life now tho.

 

[Sophisticate]

The Xabash bean doesn't give me enough of a boost, while this toxic shit does.

I had so much hope for you @Apollo. Jokes aside.

I was off coffee for several years (all caffeine actually). It was a totally different existence. Everything was slower. It wasn't until last month that I tried caffeine again. It changed me. I was angrier but more productive and my linear and abstract thinking improved.

It is possible to get off of it and re-sensitize yourself. It will come at a cost of a migraine and being out of commission for some time. You will lose your sense of urgency but gain some piece of mind.

 

[Apollo]

@Periplus

Perhaps this shit is the only way to get Faraxs in Somalia off the Khat addiction, LOL. It has a similar energy boost effect to Khat but without euphoria/emotional changes.

No intellectual property rights in Somalia, perhaps a business idea to copy their formula?

 

[Sophisticate]

@Periplus

Perhaps this shit is the only way to get Faraxs in Somalia off the Khat addiction, LOL. It has a similar energy boost effect to Khat but without euphoria/emotional changes.

No intellectual property rights in Somalia, perhaps a business idea to copy their formula?

I have seen goats back home that chewed khat leaves. Suffice it to say, they became more dysfunctional. If the leftovers do that to xoolo imagine what it does to people.

 

[Periplus]

@Periplus

Perhaps this shit is the only way to get Faraxs in Somalia off the Khat addiction, LOL. It has a similar energy boost effect to Khat but without euphoria/emotional changes.

No intellectual property rights in Somalia, perhaps a business idea to copy their formula?

We can make our own knockoff monster energy drink. We just send a can of monster to a food technician and get the formula.

We will brand it as liquid Khat, same high in less time.

Suddenly, we will see BMX and Rock climbing adrenaline junkie faraaxs.

 

[GemState]

Monster is really unhealthy, even the sugar free versions,

Try crack instead

 

[Lebron James]

have you tried the mango version? I drink it every morning tastes like juice

 

[Apollo]

Monster is really unhealthy, even the sugar free versions,

Try crack instead

It is not good for you, but it is not that dangerous either.

It is mostly vitamin Bs, higher than normal caffeine dose, some herbs, and flavorings.

PS. Check this Suugo theory:

 

[KobeBryant]

I got a couple friends who are addicted to the mango flavored Monster

 

[Hargeysa]

Yea, I used to drink the white one a lot back in uni. I always got it with meal deals.

I haven't had Monster in years now. I don't miss it tbh.

 

[NordicSomali]

sounds very unhealthy, i only drink tea even though it doesn’t it doesn’t have much power and doesn’t wake you, and occasionally a latte

 

[Celery]

It will be my 2022 New Year's resolution.

It’s like smoking. It’s manufactured for the poor, black and stupid. Think about who drinks monster

 

[The alchemist]

I drank Monster the first week it came on the stores and then it suddenly tasted like shit, never went back to that piss taste ever since. I haven't drunk energy drinks in many years, but the one I liked the most was the original Burn.

 

[Periplus]

Think about who drinks monster

Middle class white teenage skater boys called Kyle in a rebellious phase.