Accidentally ate doofar at work

So a Filipino coworker of mine brought these buns in to work earlier. They just looked like bread so I was like sure I’ll take one. That was a terrible mistake.

I took one and bit into it and there was a meat filling inside that tasted sweet. After I swallowed the first bite I asked her what was inside and she said “sweet pork” astaghfirullahhhhh. I spit out the second bite so quick and tried to make myself throw up what I swallowed in the bathroom toilet but it didn’t work.

I should have known to not trust asian food man. Something similar happened to me when I was a kid with Chinese dumpling.

Now I’m sitting here with my stomach hurting and bubbling. I feel like shit. I can’t believe I currently have doofar currently circulating in my digestive system.

How do I cleanse myself of this?? I feel nasty
 

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