I don’t see myself finding a woman back home and I don’t believe I’ll find a traditional woman in America. I’ve accepted that my future wife is probably out there getting her back blown out. I’m seeing all the girls I use to hang out with in high school settling down and having babies. If I visit their profiles first thing that pops up is a baby photo and some miskeen farah holding it. For the longest I used to tell myself I’ll find a religious Somali girl but now if you visit TikTok you’ll see even the ones back home are for the streets. I’m a naaso man, so I guess that’s all imma be looking for from now on. I’m sorry guys, but it looks like I have been compromised. Please feel free to toss me one of your big naaso left overs when you’re done and I’ll toss you one of mines. We’re all fucked here. Your future Somali wife in America doesn’t discriminate, she’s probably out there kicking it with an ajanabi right now![]()
