ABDIGAALDOON! CONVERT TO ETHIOPIAN ORTHODOXY!

Shimbiris

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Waryaa, if you insist on being a gaal at least convert to a native Horner sect that predates Christianity in most cadaan lands:





Your Northern Europeans were still bootyclapping for Woden/Oden when the Dawits were part of the cult without his consent of nabi Cissa (AS).

Those beautiful Lalibela churches were even built under the patronage of a Cushitic speaking dynasty, niyahow:


Cease your Protestant hereticism or whatever else you are practicing, waryaa!
 

Shimbiris

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I am non denomination Christian. I'd like to stay that way.

Are you Sunni Muslim or just Muslim?

Please reconsider. I am ready to take you to Addis even in the midst of civil war and have you anointed as Tewodros Hailemariam in honor of Ethiopia's own equivalent to Sayyid Mohammed Abullah Hassan:

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And I am Sunni, waryaa. The shura all the way. Islam is not some heriditary monarchy.
 

AbrahamFreedom

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Please reconsider. I am ready to take you to Addis even in the midst of civil war and have you anointed as Tewodros Hailemariam in honor of Ethiopia's own equivalent to Sayyid Mohammed Abullah Hassan:

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And I am Sunni, waryaa. The shura all the way. Islam is not some heriditary monarchy.

I have prayed for you a few times that you get on the right path.
 
I know a Somali guy who says he's just Muslim, not Sunni. I also know a Shia Somali guy.
Are you for real a Christian or just trolling us.. If I ever converted from Sunni Islam, I would become a Shia because they allow to wed women for a couple of days or hours as I hear.. After the honeymoon is over I'm changing phone number and leaving the town :mjlol:
 

AbrahamFreedom

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Are you for real a Christian or just trolling us.. If I ever converted from Sunni Islam, I would become a Shia because they allow to wed women for a couple of days or hours as I hear.. After the honeymoon is over I'm changing phone number and leaving the town :mjlol:

Why would I troll about Jesus Christ? I just came back from church.
 

Shimbiris

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I have prayed for you a few times that you get on the right path.

And I shall pray that you find your way to a good Cushito-Semitic denomination. But for now I am comforted in knowing you are at least not a Catholic or Protestant. Alx.
 

AbrahamFreedom

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And I shall pray that you find your way to a good Cushito-Semitic denomination. But for now I am comforted in knowing you are at least not a Catholic or Protestant. Alx.

Off topic but have you noticed how good looking former Somalis who are now Christians are? Have you noticed how shiny their face is with the light that shines from their face? Its one thing I noticed a long time ago. While atheists look like beasts and Muslims are between Christians and Atheists but with no nuur on their face

:pachah1:
 

Shimbiris

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Off topic but have you noticed how good looking former Somalis who are now Christians are? Have you noticed how shiny their face is with the light that shines from their face? Its one thing I noticed a long time ago. While atheists look like beasts and Muslims are between Christians and Atheists but with no nuur on their face

:pachah1:

@Dwit! He called you a beast!

But you know it's true.

:shaq:

Though on the subject of what our Abdi has said generally I cannot concur. Muslims shine like the Sun, though other people of the books have a bit of a pretty candle nuur to them, I will admit.
 

Shimbiris

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@AbdiGaalDoon

Jokes aside, I often feel religion is needed in life. I once said that even if god did not in fact exist I would continue to believe in him in some way. A world without spirituality and a notion of some form of God feels very bleak indeed. We have enough issues with modern life without such bankruptcy. Allah help these atheists.
 

Psychologist

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@Dwit! He called you a beast!

But you know it's true.

:shaq:

Though on the subject of what our Abdi has said generally I cannot concur. Muslims shine like the Sun, though other people of the books have a bit of a pretty candle nuur to them, I will admit.
He lying, Somali atheist gotta be the best lookin Somalis out there. My face shines like a baddie 🤷🏾, I don’t know what atheist he has been seeing.
 

Aurelian

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Instead of guiding him to any religion let be hindu sect to Buddhism you guide him to this?

do you know that there is a Christian demonation that doesn’t believe in trinity?
 

AbrahamFreedom

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Instead of guiding him to any religion let be hindu sect to Buddhism you guide him to this?

do you know that there is a Christian demonation that doesn’t believe in trinity?

Keep laughing. Those who are the most smug against Jesus Christ are going to go to naar for eternity. Say what you want on this Earth. You shall pay the price very very soon.

:pachah1:
 

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Xoxoxo

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Why would I troll about Jesus Christ? I just came back from church.
Dude Protestantism and Catholicism are false. They aren’t Christianity in its pure form at all. Orthodox Christianity is the closest thing we have of the actual Christianity left, with that of Ethiopia being the closest.
 

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