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A Guide For a Good Wife and How to Treat your Somali Husband like a King

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The Good Wife's Guide!


1.Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (speically his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest [how kind] so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

3. Be a little flirty and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a life and one of your duties is to provide it.

4
.Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

5. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a dust-cloth over the tables.

6.Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare keep the house warm for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

7.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

8.Be happy to see him.

9
. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

10
. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

11.Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

12. Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

13.Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

14.Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

15.Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

16. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

17.Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

and finally...

18.A good wife always knows her place.

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This is an article my dad showed me that he came across while surfing on the Internet, it's from housekeeping monthly on may 13, 1955, and it's pretty funny! I've bolded and underlined things that are particularily amusing and added a couple little comments in.

And now we have the likes of @Mercury who washes and cooks for his wife and wonder where everything went wrong in the world today.:meleshame:



 
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Manafesto

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Period! Or only do this if he does it for you, and/or paid the cost to be a boss.

Don't you think you Western Halimos are hard on us, I mean you guys copy white women and it is pretty messed up when your idol race are recommending this.

By the way I didn't make this list, this guideline is from 1953 magazine article and white women still abide by these guidelines while you Halimos expect us to help y'all in the kitchen, hell nah I married you and you didn't marry me so that is your duty.:pachah1:
 
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The Good Wife's Guide!


1.Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (speically his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest [how kind] so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

3. Be a little flirty and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a life and one of your duties is to provide it.

4.Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

5. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc and then run a dust-cloth over the tables.

6.Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare keep the house warm for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

7.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

8.Be happy to see him.

9
. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

10
. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

11.Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

12. Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

13.Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

14.Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

15.Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

16. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

17.Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

and finally...

18.A good wife always knows her place.

_________________________________________

This is an article my dad showed me that he printed off at work from the net. it's from housekeeping monthly on may 13, 1955, and it's pretty funny! I've bolded and underlined things that are particularily amusing and added a couple little comments in.

And now we have the likes of @Mercury who washes and cooks for his wife and wonder where everything went wrong in the world today.:meleshame:



writhe a book
 
@Sumaaya knows exactly what to do.
She'll hit you with that macaane before making you casho sharaf for you and your homeboys :dead:

You know @Sumaaya doesn't mess about. She'll straighten out this knocklehead within a week.

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Manafesto

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@Sumaaya knows exactly what to do.
She'll hit you with that macaane before making you casho sharaf for you and your homeboys :dead:

Most of Somali women get divorced for this same reason, husband comes home to Suugo stained Halimo in Baati waiting by the door, Instead of take your shoes of and giving foot massages for her tired hobby she welcomes him with a quarrel.

I blame it on the Ghetto TV shows most of our women watch for this disgusting behavior, it is sicking Walahi, a man went out to put a food on your table and the least you can do is show respect and obedience.
 
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Don't you think you Western Halimos are hard on us, I mean you guys copy white women and it is pretty messed up when your idol race are recommending this.

By the way I didn't make this list, this guideline is from 1953 magazine article and white women still abide by these guidelines while you Halimos expect us to help y'all in the kitchen, hell nah I married you and you didn't marry me so that is duty.:pachah1:
I could understand if you Abdi's made us live in huge 5 bedroom cul-de-sac dwellings that back out onto a ravine but nooooo, you want all this while poor Halimo slaves in a 70sft kitchen built post-WW2 with 5 knuckleheads running around. I don't think so. Get it together.
 

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Most of Somali women get divorced for this same reason, husband comes home to Suugo stained Halimo in Baati waiting by the door, Instead of take your shoes of and giving foot massages for her tired hobby she welcomes him with quarrel.

I blame it on the Ghetto TV shows most of our women watch for this disgusting behavior, it is sicking Walahi, a man went out to put a food on your table and the least you can do is show respect and obedience.

If I come home to qeylo iyo buuq after a long day
I will cheat xalal style. Minyaro mode in action :dead:
 

Manafesto

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Shes the type to pour boiling water on you for not texting her back :ohno: :mjcry:

Isn't she from Somaliland? Stay away from their women sxb, both their male and females are bad tempered and come with excessive jealousy, a Lander chick would heat up the water for you and wait for you untill you start snoring only to wake up an agoning pain and you are off to Aakhiro.:pachah1:
 

Manafesto

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To be fair, I would like my lady to take the lead. I will just sit back and follow her orders, I don’t mind that.

You gotta to be a Halimo impersonating a Farah, what is wrong with you Simp?:mjlol:You are the male and you should be the dominant figure in the household, if you kids see you taking orders from your wife this will effect their manhood for the rest of your life, stop simping for the chicks dude.:bell:
 

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