3 things

[ReerVanCadde]

ok for real.

1. Inshaallah, god calms down my hormones cause every smiling girl i see creates some mad thoughts in my brain.

2. i make trillions and sort out world poverty and give it all away in my lifetime

3. MOST IMPORTANTLY< i go to jannah can't miss out on my hoor wifeys.

 

[Sloane Ranger]

O AKHI IM IN LOVE

AKHI, AKHI !!???! ME AND YOU ARE OVER I AM POSTING YOU THE WEDDDING RING BACK. YOU JUST CALLED ME A MAN.

 

[Karim]

On the subject of the hoor al ayn

“And (there will be) Hoor (fair females) with wide lovely eyes”. Al-Hawra’ is a woman in whose eyes are lined with kohl, beautiful and bright. Al-‘iyn refers to beautiful and huge eyes. The beauty of eyes in the female is one of the greatest signs of beauty.

“Like unto preserved pearls” means, as if they are pure, white, shining pearls, which are covered and protected from people’s eyes, the wind and the sun. Their colour is one of the most beautiful of colours and they have no fault or blemish of any kind. This is how al-hoor al-‘iyn are: they have no faults of blemishes of any kind, rather they are beautiful in all ways.

Every time you gaze upon her, you see nothing but that which gladdens the heart

Why would anyone want to fornicate with a basic Xalimo/Emily when they can be patient and have it either the halaal way and then in the akhira end up having a hoor al ayn? Utter madness, I tell ya!

Sumaya accidentally coming out of the closet as MALE

 

[Diaspora ambassador]

1 meet all of my family members and bloodline.
2 binge watch the entire human history from adam and hawa right up until qiyamah.
3 enjoy paradise

 

[ReerVanCadde]

pray tell us how you plan on enjoying paradise. i wonder can you give me your hooris, i dont think 72 is enough, i want to create a universe full of my descendants.
i will consult ghenis khan as well

 

[QueenofKings]

THANKS but she's still alive thank GOD

Oh I’m so sorry, I must have read it wrong
Well I hope you’re reunited with her here and in akhira.

 

[Revolutionary]

So when its lawful for you men you want to claim there are more important things but when it's haraam youse lot want to indulge in it

Wayahay, let me go back to minding my own business

In this life and in the hereafter is there more important things to do

 

[Mr Sufi]

AKHI, AKHI !!???! ME AND YOU ARE OVER I AM POSTING YOU THE WEDDDING RING BACK. YOU JUST CALLED ME A MAN.

MY LADY CHILLLL

 

[Mr Sufi]

Oh I’m so sorry, I must have read it wrong
Well I hope you’re reunited with her here and in akhira.

I like you

 

[qalanjoqoordheer]

I thought you wouldn't be able to recognize anyone so your parents wouldn't really be your parents.
Anyway, I just wanna play games and have fun.

 

[Xaruun]

1. Set up a nice cozy home in a comfy secluded cave
2. Chill and play vidya/watch anime/engage in other hobbies for a few thousand years
3. Leave cave and reunite iwth family/get to know all of the prophets (salaahu alayhi wa salaam) and Allah (subhana wa ta’ala) then back to my comfy cave

 

[adventurequestworlds1.0.2]

I do ask to be erase from existing

 

[Hassan mahat]

You smart, you loyal, you're a genius!

Lol