Somaliland will still seeking ictiraaf
Puntland will boycot yet another conference
If reer Mogadishu were Chinese, they'd name 2020 the year of Qarax
A Xalimo will marry from the untouchable Indians
@Gibiin-Udug will feature a platinum sspot thread. It's a worldstar hip-hop video of her and her 25 aunts jumping few miskeen eedos. @Gibiin-Udug is the one recording the video while yelling 'worldhi istar, worldhi istar'
@NotMyL will cheat on her husband with an Ogadeen. When she's asked why she did that despicable act, her defence will be 'walahi i didn't know he was OG'
In a desperate attempt to shut up @Knowles her coworkers will tell her "you're more incredible if you're silent"
@Crow will coerce his father an update about Garacad
@Rkelly will finally be hospitalised after he calls Trump faqa.sh and accuses him to be behind 'Da aydhi-aydh bombing'
@Arma will stop going to a KFC after Madow kids steal another bucket from him. This time when sees them eating, he'll join them.
@Teeri-Alpha, PhD will start his Big Foot Academy. Whenever his pupils correct his awful spelling he'll reply with "we are not at school".
@HalimaJ will refuse to pray behind a Darood Imam
@Abdisamad3 will grown an inch. In 2020 he'll be 5'6
Puntland will boycot yet another conference
If reer Mogadishu were Chinese, they'd name 2020 the year of Qarax
A Xalimo will marry from the untouchable Indians
@Gibiin-Udug will feature a platinum sspot thread. It's a worldstar hip-hop video of her and her 25 aunts jumping few miskeen eedos. @Gibiin-Udug is the one recording the video while yelling 'worldhi istar, worldhi istar'
@NotMyL will cheat on her husband with an Ogadeen. When she's asked why she did that despicable act, her defence will be 'walahi i didn't know he was OG'
In a desperate attempt to shut up @Knowles her coworkers will tell her "you're more incredible if you're silent"
@Crow will coerce his father an update about Garacad
@Rkelly will finally be hospitalised after he calls Trump faqa.sh and accuses him to be behind 'Da aydhi-aydh bombing'
@Arma will stop going to a KFC after Madow kids steal another bucket from him. This time when sees them eating, he'll join them.
@Teeri-Alpha, PhD will start his Big Foot Academy. Whenever his pupils correct his awful spelling he'll reply with "we are not at school".
@HalimaJ will refuse to pray behind a Darood Imam
@Abdisamad3 will grown an inch. In 2020 he'll be 5'6
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