10 things Americans hate about Sweden.

[CangeeroBear]

You did, you lying barista, interest paying mortgage

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/purchased-my-first-condo.37537/page-2
https://www.somalispot.com/threads/purchased-my-first-condo.37537/page-3

The receipts never lie

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Naaaah , you had no choice but to settle with that manly looking .

I had every reason not to marry the love of my life culture, religious superstition and reputation but I digress you'd never understand a tale of true love.

You most likely took the first Fob arriving at Minneapolis–Saint Paul airport that would enslave you at a minimal cost to please your clan elders.

 

[CangeeroBear]

I had every reason not to marry the love of my life culture, religious superstition and reputation but I digress you'd never understand a tale of true love.

You most likely took the first Fob arriving at Minneapolis–Saint Paul airport that would enslave you at a minimal cost to please your clan elders.

Why are you so salty if you are happy

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Why are you so salty if you are happy

That is you inferring something that is not there.

She became silent real quick

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

You did, you lying barista, interest paying mortgage

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/purchased-my-first-condo.37537/page-2
https://www.somalispot.com/threads/purchased-my-first-condo.37537/page-3

Learn how to read, you miserable beluga whale.


I’ve options whilst your butch girlfriend chooses the frozen meals for you.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

That is you inferring something that is not there.

She became silent real quick

I became silent because I was too busy ignoring your dm.


You’re a miserable person. You’re mad at me because I’ve the life you long for.


Misery loves company.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Learn how to read, you miserable beluga whale.


I’ve options whilst your butch girlfriend chooses the frozen meals for you.

What is "I've options"? Mrs. perfect English grammar.

You said you didn't take a loan, that was false.

You said you're in a happy marriage yet you're on here every day........

And now you want us to believe that you're living the high life on a barista income?

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I became silent because I was too busy ignoring your dm.


You’re a miserable person. You’re mad at me because I’ve the life you long for.


Misery loves company.

Is that why your husband took a second wife?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

What is "I've options"? Mrs. perfect English grammar.

You said you didn't take a loan, that was false.

You said you're in a happy marriage yet you're on here every day........

And now you want us to believe that you're living the high life on a barista income?

I’m on my phone hence why I’m on here. I can be anywhere and still post on here. I know your bum ass has to save minutes on your prepaid phone.


Did you learn what a barista was today?


The only options you’ve is the frozen meals you’re excited about. I can’t imagine living your life, misery, obesity and ugliness. Wallahi I wouldn’t wish that kind of life on my worst enemy.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Is that why your husband took a second wife?

You’re now just reaching to highest mountain and spewing shit just to say it.


You came into my topic looking for reaction and validation and when I put you in your place you crawled into my dm. Why are you in my dm? Trying to ask for mercy?


Finish what you started .

 

[Steamdevolopment]

You’re now just reaching to highest mountain and spewing shit just to say it.


You came into my topic looking for reaction and validation and when I put you in your place you crawled into my dm. Why are you in my dm? Trying to ask for mercy?


Finish what you started .

Maybe apply the "finish what you start" to your husband and maybe you wouldn't waste so much time here. Angry women are unsatisfied women
I'm out before your husband comes and tries to make me the third wife for a visa

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Maybe apply the "finish what you start" to your husband and maybe you wouldn't waste so much time here. Angry women are unsatisfied women
I'm out before your husband comes and tries to make me the third wife for a visa

I thought you didn’t like men! Why are you obsessed with my man?

Visa for what? He was born and raised in America, why would he need a visa from an obese, ugly lesbian? What can you provide for him? You’re everything he despises.


Fat es are always mad for no reason. Put the same energy into the gym.

 

[CangeeroBear]

@Reiko forgive me i simply wanted to see your legendary roasts in action.

@Steamdevolopment inshallah you will find a man who will free you from haram.

Spread love not hate

 

[AliUK]

W

Cliffs

1- In Sweden you've to slice your own cheese, it doesn't come pre-sliced.
2- In movie theaters, the popcorn is pre-made which leads to eating stale, cold popcorn with no salt and butter.
3- You've to pay to use public restrooms (I think it's all in Europe because I had to pay to use public restrooms in Netherlands and Germany)
4- I actually love this, Swedish people have minimalist lifestyle, including their clothes and furniture.
5- Banks are open in limited hours basically from 11 am to 3 pm and you've to get a ticket number inorder to talk to a banker (wtf)
6- Swedish people are too politically correct, that it's comes off like an oppression (well according to the American guy atleast)
7- If you know someone that works at a nightclub, they put you in a list and you don't pay.
8- You get paid in Sweden once a month (In America it's twice a month)
9- I don't care for this one but he complains about only one store that can legally sell alcohol.
10- I'm laughing at this because he complains about the weather, well he's from L.A so I understand.





@Mercury is this true?

Wait, do you guys get paid twice a month. Thats pretty good.

That helps a lot of people who are bad at saving and managing their money.

 

[Mercury]

Cliffs

1- In Sweden you've to slice your own cheese, it doesn't come pre-sliced.
2- In movie theaters, the popcorn is pre-made which leads to eating stale, cold popcorn with no salt and butter.
3- You've to pay to use public restrooms (I think it's all in Europe because I had to pay to use public restrooms in Netherlands and Germany)
4- I actually love this, Swedish people have minimalist lifestyle, including their clothes and furniture.
5- Banks are open in limited hours basically from 11 am to 3 pm and you've to get a ticket number inorder to talk to a banker (wtf)
6- Swedish people are too politically correct, that it's comes off like an oppression (well according to the American guy atleast)
7- If you know someone that works at a nightclub, they put you in a list and you don't pay.
8- You get paid in Sweden once a month (In America it's twice a month)
9- I don't care for this one but he complains about only one store that can legally sell alcohol.
10- I'm laughing at this because he complains about the weather, well he's from L.A so I understand.





@Mercury is this true?

1. Slicing your own cheese isn’t that bad if you feel like a melted cheese sandwich you go slice some cheese

If you feel like some lasagna you go grate some cheese it saves you trips from going to the grocery shop

Besides there is presliced in the store but majority buy a block of cheese cause it’s more beneficial


2 . I don’t know I never buyed popcorn I always bring my own snacks when I go to the movies


3. This it depends on the mall really some are free while others are not usually it’s because people have trashed the toilets Cause when they changed the toilet from free to pay the vandalizing stopped


4. That’s true


5. That’s all true lol banks are useless they won’t let you take out money will refer you to the nearest ATM

6. Yeah that’s true lol be it gender or race they don’t want to offend anyone

They even made a new word when you don’t know what gender the person is lool

Han- him
Hon- her
Hen- when you don’t know their gender

7. I don’t know I never been in a night club


8. Yeah you get your cash the 25 once a month I like it

If you get it twice a month I think the person will be more likelier to spend much more

 

[Hybrid]

W

Wait, do you guys get paid twice a month. Thats pretty good.

That helps a lot of people who are bad at saving and managing their money.

I get paid once a week. Many companies in US pay their employees once a week

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

1. Slicing your own cheese isn’t that bad if you feel like a melted cheese sandwich you go slice some cheese

If you feel like some lasagna you go grate some cheese it saves you trips from going to the grocery shop

Besides there is presliced in the store but majority buy a block of cheese cause it’s more beneficial


2 . I don’t know I never buyed popcorn I always bring my own snacks when I go to the movies


3. This it depends on the mall really some are free while others are not usually it’s because people have trashed the toilets Cause when they changed the toilet from free to pay the vandalizing stopped


4. That’s true


5. That’s all true lol banks are useless they won’t let you take out money will refer you to the nearest ATM

6. Yeah that’s true lol be it gender or race they don’t want to offend anyone

They even made a new word when you don’t know what gender the person is lool

Han- him
Hon- her
Hen- when you don’t know their gender

7. I don’t know I never been in a night club


8. Yeah you get your cash the 25 once a month I like it

If you get it twice a month I think the person will be more likelier to spend much more

Interesting...

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I get paid once a week. Many companies in US pay their employees once a week

I used to get paid once a week when I was a full time student and worked full time!!