10 Facts About Me Thread

[ItsHanna]

Does this freedom mean spreading your legs?

Yup I have to make up for all the time I've wasted.

 

[Reign]

1. I dont get along with my family except for parents.

2. I'm going to be a registered teacher soon insha'Allah and it isnt even something I'm aspiring to be. Just a back up.

3. I'm always trying to save/help people and care too much and I hate that about myself.

4. I have ocd/anxiety

5. I get hated on by people for no reason when I dont even do anything to any of these motherfuckers.

6. I want to be really religious, but it's so hard.

7. Once in year 7 the fire alarm went off and I started screaming just because I felt like it and my teacher grabbed me and put his hands over my mouth. I knew then he had kidnapping experience and hes definitely capable of rape.

8. I used to play for my local girls football team when I was 16.

9. I once told my dugsi teacher to go f*ck yourself and got in so much trouble.

10. I watched the notebook 5 times and I hope I find a love like that one day.

 

[$$$$]

8. I used to like this Isaaq girl from a Somali event and we talked and everything, but later she told
me that our relationship won't work as her parents dislike Hawiyes severely

They hate Hawiyes?

You guys don't even share a border. Why is there even hate?
It makes no sense.


Which hawiye are u btw ? If you don't mind me asking.

 

[Coulombs law]

They hate Hawiyes?

You guys don't even share a border. Why is there even hate?
It makes no sense.


Which hawiye are u btw ? If you don't mind me asking.

Xawaadle bro, she was like her parents don't even want to meet me
She was so hot too and intelligent..

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

I have got a bidaar the shape of a heart which means I am compassionate.

I got a big boy calool not just anyone but one thats bursting with the finest food like caviar oysters iyo lobster like a mobster my calool is bigger than the godfather.

I have no game when it comes to chick ain't got no patience all I ask them is are you going to touch it or not.

Anti social ba ahay I have no friends only enemies & if we haven't met yet then insha Allah you will be my enemy soon.

People don't notice me and when they do look down and see me they usually ask me for three wishes.

I have no sense of humour and I hate explaining myself like dope head who's trying to preserve his high inside I'm like don't bother me dude.

I am my worst enemy.

I detest people who are nice to me for no reason like what the f*ck does that mofo want.

My best features are my toes mofo out here taking selfies shii my toe is my FB display picture.

When I look at a chick sometimes I think to myself her pumpum is probably kicking

 

[$$$$]

Xawaadle bro, she was like her parents don't even want to meet me
She was so hot too and intelligent..

She Should be going to somaliland events instead lmao.


This is a surprise for me. It would make sense if her parents don't fk with MJs given the border dispute. Perhaps her parents only want fellow isaaqs, dhulos and gadabuursi.

 

[Coulombs law]

She Should be going to somaliland events instead lmao.


This is a surprise for me. It would make sense if her parents don't fk with MJs given the border dispute. Perhaps her parents only want fellow isaaqs, dhulos and gadabuursi.

That's what i'm thinking, her parents probably want a fellow isaaq that can relate to their somaliland issues LOL.
I'm probably gonna stay away from isaaq chicks from now on, that whole ordeal got pretty awkward lol

 

[Transparent]

1. Im 17
2. 182cm f*ck that inches shit
3. i love chubby women
4. From Australia
5. Mj with many other qabils mixed in
6. never been to somalia
7. virgin and never dated a girl(i'd like to keep it that way)
8. Ethiopians speak to me in their language even though i dont look remotely xabesh
9. I am an ambitious youngster and want to get rich
10. I am a lowkey shiekh
11. my skin colour is ambiguous i dont claim no team #immastartmyownone #TEAMTRANSPARENT

 

[Admin]

3 are true, 3 are false.

I'm gay.
I'm blind in 1 eye.
I have a huge scar across my stomach.
I have ADHD, GAD, and PDD.
I was born in Russia.
My mother is dead.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Thank you and no he isn't he is black and white but he looks more black.

I was with you until then

 

[Steamdevolopment]

3 are true, 3 are false.

I'm gay.
I'm blind in 1 eye.
I have a huge scar across my stomach.
I have ADHD, GAD, and PDD.
I was born in Russia.
My mother is dead.

I'm gay.

I'm blind in 1 eye.

I have a huge scar across my stomach.

I have ADHD, GAD, and PDD.

I was born in Russia.

My mother is dead.
too much information and AUN

False:
You're boring, so you're not gay
You were not born in Russia
And you adolcent behavior suggest you still have a mother around

True:
You seem to have ADHD, GAD, and PDD.
The scars are to specific to not be true
And you're blind in one eye

 

[ItsHanna]

I was with you until then

Lmao what why?

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Lmao what why?

You dated down by dating a black man

You're a gaal with all the freedom and getting with a black guy?

 

[ItsHanna]

You dated down by dating a black man

You're a gaal with all the freedom and getting with a black guy?

Well he is entirely black his dad is white.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Well he is entirely black his dad is white.

Even worse, he's a half-breed

What's you going to do when your children turn out all lilly-white and you look burnt black?

 

[Transparent]

Well he is entirely black his dad is white.

 

[ItsHanna]

Nigga it's a typo.

 

[ItsHanna]

Even worse, he's a half-breed

What's you going to do when your children turn out all lilly-white and you look burnt black?

hhhh I ain't burnt black.

 

[Transparent]

Nigga it's a typo.

I know i just wanted to cause a scene:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Transparent]

hhhh I ain't burnt black.