Post ur best dugsi stories

Never being to a dugsi instead my parents used to send me to a tutoring center.

Qoordeer said:

Alhamdullilah he did he was entertaining sheidamo in a place where quraan is read.

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Yeah but I will admit it was probably some of the funniest shit I have ever seen tbh. The look of the macalaan at the dude wallahi I will never forget.

Dugsi was at my house so all the neighbourhood kids use to come mine, so much dumb shit happened that we got hit 4.

One time I couldn't get my cashaar right and instead of practising I was staring out the window and he caught me not only did I get a hit but he started calling me "indha liin" from that day.

Another time my younger sis kept turning on the TV and then macalin kept asking who it was but nobody responded. Then he caught her and this girl had the nerve to say "it wasn't me macalin. It was a jinn." I was so done. She got hit in the end for saying that.

There's more but this is the last one . One time my friend took macalin's phone when he went toilet and had turned the alarm to ring every 5 mins for the next half hour. You could literally see his vein popping out on his forheead as he got annoyed. He knew someone tampared with the phone. But no one snitched so we all got 3 lashes with the pencil method .

I once ran into my old dugsi teacher while holding hands with my cadaan girlfriend.. The look I received

Qoordeer said:

what happened next don't leave me hanging like that.

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He snitched on me of course
I had to go through a whole session of wacyi galin

I remember I use to have bully at dugsi I was miskeen at the time and he use to me bully everyday. the macalin was not making things easier, ether. he hit me on the head with stick one day that I blacked out. I was constant fear everyday of the macalin and the bully. The bully use to pick on me after the dugsi when we walking home. He decided to pick on me the wrong day when I was emotional and broken he decided to pick on me during dugsi session I said something back to him which made him more angery. I usually don't say anything to him I guess I got tired of his bullshit when we were all dismissed from dugsi most kids my age group went to corner. I was thinking to myself during walking to the corner if he beats me I fucked up, i was feed up with him wallahi. I threw the first punch and some how it landed on his heart, for second he couldn't breath and fell down. after that he didn't wanna fight, everyone was surprised because he was bit older than all of us everyone respect me afterwards I finally managed to defeat our bully

I remember when I was 9 yrs old I went to a dugsi where my Macalin was my mom’s brother and a lot of my cousins when to that dugsi. One of my cousins who was younger than me and was a little big he would always get in trouble and legit he got hit all the time and every time he got hit he was making jokes and the whole class would be laughing which made my macalin mad. One time he and the macalin got tired, after he got hit he sighed and told the macalin “Macalin can you go get me jibis and biyo from the store down stairs ”. After, he said that the whole class erupted with laughter and the Macalin stuttered and said why? And the kid said, “I got hungry from getting hit by you jeez” the Macalin was trying to hold back his laughter but couldn’t take it anymore and laughed and said “just sit there, look at the wall, and read your cashar”. Legit, that guy put me in a predicament because I knew I was going to get hit If I started laughing since I didn’t know my cashar, but I was dying from holding back my laughter.