If you could travel back in time what actions would you take to prevent the Somali civil war?

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First off, I will get rid of the guy who persistently insisted that western Somalia should be apart of Ethiopia make sure western Somalia is with Somalia, then threaten the British to let NFD stay with Somalia. After that, make sure the second president doesn’t get assassinated and make sure he lives out his full term.
 
I would travel way back to find the first person to claim an Arab daddy and smack the shit out of them. Qabiil prevented and Somali problems solved :denzelnigga:
 

Timo Jareer and proud

2nd Emir of the Akh Right Movement
Time travel and beat the shit out of the Isaaqs who thought it was a good idea to merge with Italian Somaliland.

Preventing Somalia from existing and peace peace peace for the people. :fittytousand:
 

AIOPZ

Pan-Islamist
I've been thinking about this lately, is their a turning point, moment or individual that led the country down the road to eventual civil war? Would preventing the Ogaden war save the country, assassinating Siad Barre or is any action taken futile. What would you guys do to prevent the breakdown in this theoretical situation.

Hmm. I heard that the final straw that broke the camel's back was Siad Barre defending and protecting a Catholic Bishop? So maybe if that wouldn't have happened then the war would have been delayed, but I don't know if it would've been prevented. Hard question, tbh; it requires the input of somebody with an extensive knowledge about the war and its causes and I'm afraid I'm not that person.

If we really want to dig at the heart of the problem, maybe we can acknowledge that if somebody stopped Siad Barre from usurping his position and leading a lengthy miltary dictatorship, then perhaps there wouldn't have been the attacks on the minority clans that led to their uprising.
 
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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I would’ve staged a coup and would’ve deported @embarassing family to Papau New Guinea

I would’ve primarily made the country atheist.
 
I’ll stop that once you quit fabricating the non-existing “Somali government”. Quit making something out of nothing.
I assure you, I don't. If it was nothing you would'nt be so emotional about it.

And lool you should def consider taking your own advice. How ironic.
 

SomaliSteel

No dictator can imprison a population forever.
Prevent the brits from giving away Somaliweyne and maintaining democracy by stopping the coup
 
I've been thinking about this lately, is their a turning point, moment or individual that led the country down the road to eventual civil war? Would preventing the Ogaden war save the country, assassinating Siad Barre or is any action taken futile. What would you guys do to prevent the breakdown in this theoretical situation.
Give Siad Barre dad a condom :drakelaugh::samwelcome:
 

World

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I would travel to the Bronze Age and give the Cushites AK-47s and world maps about places to conquer. :lol:
I would give them:

-Horses for military purposes

-The right crops so they can settle down and farm the land, they would have a dense population and wouldn’t be able to be demographically replaced.
 

Sol

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Expand our military might as fast as possible and colonise up to Congo before the westerners start their scramble for Africa and Belgium gets their before us.

Reinforce our strategic position in the Indian Ocean and make it the premier country for all trade in the region. Keep up with the industrial revolution and use our oil reserves as funds to invest into the IT sector when the internet kicks off and then slowly ween off using fossil fuels in favor off wind and solar both of which are plenty.

Biggest obstacle to all this will be qabiil and like a tumour will always be their unless managed to become benign or cut off entirely. Transitioning pastoral nomads to urban life will be another issue that needs to be dealt with.
 

Apollo

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I would give them:

-Horses for military purposes

-The right crops so they can settle down and farm the land, they would have a dense population and wouldn’t be able to be demographically replaced.

Biggest issue will be how to prevent infighting. In this hypothetical scenario you'll have to fake being a genie/angel or whatever and create a religion. Perhaps one like Judaism based on descent and disallow proselytism. :dead:
 
I would’ve slaughtered all the camels in Somalia, few will perish, but the majority of Somalis would’ve transitioned into a more productive professions like farming and others and that could’ve saved us from poverty and the few grazing and water resources that leads us to wars. We could’ve been like the white South African farmers.
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
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I would’ve slaughtered all the camels in Somalia, few will perish, but the majority of Somalis would’ve transitioned into a more productive professions like farming and others and that could’ve saved us from poverty and the few grazing and water resources that leads us to wars. We could’ve been like the white South African farmers.


this idea is actually genius @AussieHustler
 

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I would’ve slaughtered all the camels in Somalia, few will perish, but the majority of Somalis would’ve transitioned into a more productive professions like farming and others and that could’ve saved us from poverty and the few grazing and water resources that leads us to wars. We could’ve been like the white South African farmers.
Camels are the only reason why north-central Somalia is even inhabitable. I don't know why people have this impression that nomads resist agriculture and farming, that's not the case. If the land is fertile and the region receives high rainfall, then nomads always transition to farming across the world. But if the land doesn't receive adequate rainfall, then being a nomad is the most productive use of the land.
 
Kill the rebels ofcourse since nothing have came out of the mess they created 30 years later besides more impending civil wars plus alot of those planders who caused this whole mess by killing the guy before barre
 
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