YO! someone find me their info!

[Gibiin-Udug]

Bald men are ugly to me I'm sorry I need to feel your hair.


Men with receding hairline scare me Wallahi.

 

[Tramo]

why yall need to feel hair tho. trust me u wouldn't want to feel mine unless ur into papercuts

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

There's nothing a little bit of water mixed with coconut oil and Shea moisture smoothing creme won't fix.


Paper cut hair > receding hair line or bald head.

 

[VixR]

u can massage a bald head tho obamadatazz

u can even shoeshine my head if u want obamadatazz

Not the same, then u'd have to grow a beard for some hair to caress at, but then that means obstructing half your face all the time that u come to miss. Damn, there's just no winning

 

[cantspeak]

Not the same, then u'd have to grow a beard for some hair to caress at, but then that means obstructing half your face all the time that u come to miss. Damn, there's just no winning

You can always create a wig out of your own hair and give him that so you can stroke through it.

 

[OmarLittle]

They said they are brothers?


Momma was messing with the dump truck driver


She was like in the morning: "Brother (in her Somali-English accent) -- my haji is in downtown driving the yellow cab, if you have down time, I got til noon til he comes back"

Black dump truck driver is like: "I don't know what you are talking about sister, but I got me some 30 mins so let's get it. You looking fine in that dress of yours"

Somali momma: "Yeah, it's called bati, and please take of your shoes."


Dump truck driver: "No worries I got you, and what's that smell, no offense sister"

Somali momma: "It's some suggo on low heat, I'm making lunch for the haji, the bedroom is this way."


And then 8 months later that nigga on the left is born premature.

 

[VixR]

You can always create a wig out of your own hair and give him that so you can stroke through it.

Lol. It's not that big of a deal

 

[TheLibertarianQuiche]

I'm lighter, taller, better looking, probably smarter and have better hair.

Form a queue sisters.

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[Tramo]

I'm lighter, taller, better looking, probably smarter and have better hair.

Form a queue sisters.

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[TheLibertarianQuiche]

Pls

 

[Zeus]

Even in 2017 bidaar discrimination exists, with 2$ a day you can sponsor kids with front to back bidaar like @AirJawdan

Bald men are ugly to me I'm sorry I need to feel your hair.


Men with receding hairline scare me Wallahi.

 

[Knowthyself]

y'all a bunch of haters! THEIR PERSONALITY TRUMPS BIDAAR!

 

[QalinQor]

u can even shoeshine my head if u want obamadatazz

Are you that dhuxul

 

[Tramo]

Are you that dhuxul

yes

 

[VixR]

But he's joking about the bald papercut hair

 

[Tramo]

But he's joking about the bald papercut hair

u got me

 

[VixR]

u got me

 

[Tramo]

it's a coping mechanism to help me deal with the inevitable

u know them e1b1 genes are ready to slap the shit out of a nigga at any given moment

 

[VixR]

it's a coping mechanism to help me deal with the inevitable

u know them e1b1 genes are ready to slap the shit out of a nigga at any given moment

I've seen it happen like poof.

It's OK though. You'll be OK n stuff.

 

[Mohamud]

it's a coping mechanism to help me deal with the inevitable

u know them e1b1 genes are ready to slap the shit out of a nigga at any given moment

Gotta assimilate the Bantu fam