The moment you realize

[Bahal]

Somali qabiils are like Basketball American gangs.

Poor as shit, retarded, and oblivious to the outside world.

 

[Somali Legend]

Somali qabiils are like Basketball American gangs.

Poor as shit, retarded, and oblivious to the outside world.

Your right ngl.

But still I only like Daroods tbh

 

[BANTU]

I don't understand.

You think madows aint shit and you think your own people aint shit. So what does that make you?

 

[Bahal]

I don't understand.

You think madows aint shit and you think your own people aint shit. So what does that make you?

A reformer

 

[ForwardSweep]

These fools take themselves too seriously.

 

[merka]

@Bahal I believe us Somalis are in need of our own Pastor Manning. Would you like to volunteer for the role?

 

[Bahal]

@Bahal I believe us Somalis are in need of their own Pastor Manning. Would you like to volunteer for the role?

Somalis need to be honest with themselves.

The world has left them behind in their containment zone while they scream hadaan nahay Reer hebel hebel (trans. gang gang gang) while they wipe each other out with periodic famines wipe out the other half



Instead of welfare we get aid



We have our own version of crack...khat



Food aid in lieu of food stamps



Foreigners buying up everything of value is our gentrification



AAs xaal qaata

 

[BANTU]

A sane person realizes all peoples are equally "bad" or "good" instead of idolizing the people that got the head start in subjugating the rest of the world

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[Bahal]

A sane person realizes all peoples are equally "bad" or "good" instead of idolizing the people that got the head start in subjugating the rest of the world

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Bantu apologist detected.

I want Somalis to stop killing, raping, and stealing from each other and to instead, kill, rape, and steal from the rest of the world like any other respectable empire.

 

[Bahal]

Have you noticed how AA gangs only kill other AAs? They will kill another for scuffing their $200 J's but will allow themselves to be hunted like prey by the coloniali....I mean police.

Somalis have sadly become the same. Never will we allow another clan to dominate us, but will bend over backwards for foreigners

 

[World]

Have you noticed how AA gangs only kill other AAs? They will kill another for scuffing their $200 J's but will allow themselves to be hunted like prey by the coloniali....I mean police.

Somalis have sadly become the same. Never will we allow another clan to dominate us, but will bend over backwards for foreigners

Tribal people are always more divided than sedentary people. Nothing surprising tbh. Even in Scotland they had clans who would raid each other for cattle in the 19th century.

 

[merka]

Tribal people are always more divided than sedentary people. Nothing surprising tbh. Even in Scotland they had clans who would raid each other for cattle in the 19th century.

Good to know we're only 2 centuries behind the Scots

 

[Bahal]

Tribal people are always more divided than sedentary people. Nothing surprising tbh. Even in Scotland they had clans who would raid each other for cattle in the 19th century.

Anoo ah nin Reer hebel

Translation:

 

[World]

Good to know we're only 2 centuries behind the Scots

Luckily their neighbours were the British Empire, the first industrialised power in the world.

 

[merka]

Anoo ah nin Reer hebel

Translation:

f*ck reer hebel cas, I only rep reer hebel buluug

 

[Hilaac]

Good to know we're only 2 centuries behind the Scots

The scots also used to practise dumaal

And wear macawiis resembling kilts

We're more alike with them than I thought

 

[BANTU]

Bantu apologist detected.

I want Somalis to stop killing, raping, and stealing from each other and to instead, kill, rape, and steal from the rest of the world like any other respectable empire.

I'm actually a Somali apologist.

You act like you can just flip a switch and Somalia will be a great Empire. You probably idolize the Somalia of yesteryear even though it was entirely indebted to the Soviets (it's military might in particular.) Somalia (as a modern State) was never great and realistically never will be (on the scale of the Western [and now Chinese] world you idolize.)

But keep daydreaming.

 

[warculus]

I'm actually a Somali apologist.

You act like you can just flip a switch and Somalia will be a great Empire. You probably idolize the Somalia of yesteryear even though it was entirely indebted to the Soviets (it's military might in particular.) Somalia (as a modern State) was never great and realistically never will be (on the scale of the Western [and now Chinese] world you idolize.)

But keep daydreaming.

At least we are optimistic and care about our land unlike you poor excuse of a human. you might aswell claim AAs as you have already given up on your people

 

[Bahal]

I'm actually a Somali apologist.

You act like you can just flip a switch and Somalia will be a great Empire. You probably idolize the Somalia of yesteryear even though it was entirely indebted to the Soviets (it's military might in particular.) Somalia (as a modern State) was never great and realistically never will be (on the scale of the Western [and now Chinese] world you idolize.)

But keep daydreaming.

And why not?

I believe the Somali people, once united and unburdened by the crippling shackles of qabiil, will astonish the world.

 

[Bahal]

Until then