Somali tea thread

[Dangopopcorn]

Why do you have to be so serious hold you account on the day of judgement?

Ok I'm sorry wallahi can you find it in your heart to forgive me

Ok yeah, I'm sorry too
Shouldn't have taken it so far

 

[Prince of Lasanod]

East Africa = Ethiopian and Eritrean women

s gassing themselves up kkkkk

lmfaooooo but we know when he said East African he meant Habeshi women

Oromo women too don't sleep on them they are holding it down la xawla

You can't even see her curves but you know she's thick as f*ck

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

No milk kill yourself Reiko

Sorry I don't drink a cow's titty juice.

 

[Kanye]

I wouldn't call them trash tbh
If you're a woman, beautiful and young you might as well hustle if youre not fearing god

Why chill with a broke dude when you can get flown out everywhere n get everything paid for

Then they're going to settle down with somali men when they feel like getting married
And no one will ever know

Why specifically Somali men?