Muzmatch advice

[Shakespeare_aabihiis]

Oop noticed how my Aussienimo slipped out instead of typing out "you fucking pedophile", that's how you know I'm really pissed rn

Do you say "mate" a lot?

 

[Unbothered]

Muzmatch is full of people who want to have a good time. If you are into successful nerdy guys , go to coffee shops , museums, or the parks . Girl, be out there and be approachable

 

[DojaKhat]

Do you say "mate" a lot?

Unfortunately, so. My FOB relatives roast me for it, always telling me to knock it off with the cadaan lingo

 

[NomadicWarlord]

Muzmatch is full of people who want to have a good time. If you are into successful nerdy guys , go to coffee shops , museums, or the parks . Girl, be out there and be approachable

What is up with your fetish with nerdy niggas? I know damn well it is only bout the lacag

 

[Shakespeare_aabihiis]

Unfortunately, so. My FOB relatives roast me for it, always telling me to knock it off with the cadaan lingo

I wouldn't be able to take a conversation with a somali seriously if they used the word mate so I don't blame them

 

[NidarNidar]

Still got love for all my somalis for all region, but is honestly high time we all care for our own states. I wish we were like the gulf countries they are all still arab but have their own countries and look how successful they are. We could follow them and be great.

This why I have hard time trusting women

 

[DojaKhat]

I wouldn't be able to take a conversation with a somali seriously if they used the word mate so I don't blame them

*cries in Reer Kangaroo* It's a force of habit, wlhi I can't help it

 

[NidarNidar]

*cries in Reer Kangaroo* It's a force of habit, wlhi I can't help it

Look at the bright side, at least you don't have a London accent.

 

[DojaKhat]

Look at the bright side, at least you don't have a London accent.

My worst nightmare, I wouldn't fully mind the standard London accent to be honest, but I've noticed Reer English Breakfast tends to adopt the Jamaican roadman accent from ends, instead of a respectable dialect.

Somalis talking about "Big man ting, bruv"

 

[pinkyandthebrain]

This why I have hard time trusting women

why?

 

[NomadicWarlord]

My worst nightmare, I wouldn't mind the standard London accent to be honest, but I've noticed Reer English Breakfast tends to adopt the Jamaican roadman accent from ends, instead of a respectable dialect.

Somalis talking about "Big man ting, bruv"

Big man ting innit

 

[Unbothered]

What is up with your fetish with nerdy niggas? I know damn well it is only bout the lacag

Yup it’s all about the $$$
I want the best for the Xalimos , not to be stuck in a struggle love and that 50/50 sh#t . A friend of mine dumped a caring business man and married a broke farax because of his sweet talk. Today she works two jobs , barely getting any sleep while I live in a mansion because I chose better .

 

[NidarNidar]

My worst nightmare honestly, I wouldn't mind the standard London accent to be honest, but I've noticed Reer English Breakfast tends to adopt the Jamaican roadman accent from ends, instead of a respectable dialect.

Somalis talking about "Big man ting, bruv"

That south London accent I'll take my mid-atlantic accent any day of the week.

 

[DojaKhat]

Yup it’s all about the $$$
I want the best for the Xalimos , not to be stuck in a struggle love and that 50/50 sh#t . A friend of mine dumped a caring business man and married a broke farax because of his sweet talk. Today she works two jobs , barely getting any sleep while I live in a mansion because I chose better .

Are you Reer Sprinkle Sprinkle like @Mudug_gyal by any chance?

 

[Wonyluvr]

Warya change your title I referenced little @Wonyluvr first, ya fucken pedo!

what went on

 

[DojaKhat]

what went on

I really wish you never disclosed your age on here, there's a lot of evil men lurking in the cyberspace preying on innocent little doves such as yourself.

 

[NidarNidar]

why?

I really wish you never disclosed your age on here, there's a lot of evil men lurking in the cyberspace preying on innocent little doves such as yourself.

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[pinkyandthebrain]

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I believed in the greater Somalia project till I learnt they don't care for puntland or Somaliland or even for there own but for foreigners ruining Somalia.

 

[Wonyluvr]

@mrlog I don’t like Dunbuluq

 

[Shakespeare_aabihiis]

Yup it’s all about the $$$
I want the best for the Xalimos , not to be stuck in a struggle love and that 50/50 sh#t . A friend of mine dumped a caring business man and married a broke farax because of his sweet talk. Today she works two jobs , barely getting any sleep while I live in a mansion because I chose better .

Who looks better the broke farax or the business man?