Ahh so you did call me a "prostitute" but in a joke format, even though you're trying to avoid that unintelligently!
It seems I have a justification for your plonker of a reply, I can tolerate jokes BUT if its about sex and prostitution its a simple big "No" especially if it comes from a xalimo who thinks highly of herself and wants to attract men desperately. I don't give a shit if you're fugly, think your beautiful or want to be a slag but you gotta have some manners to other girls. And its pretty much ironic you make prostitute jokes when you want to learn the Quran and obey the Deen, sounds like Super-Munafiq mode to me!
Exaggerating number of beauty threads to me seems like they want to be beautiful, and the sole purpose of obsessing to be beautiful and wanting to be worshipped by men means they want to attract the opposite sex which means they want the D. Its common sense or didn't they teach you that in beauty school? Even the deen you love so much tells you that though hadeeths!
If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart otherwise you're just an ass with loads of shit to me!