Breaking News: Puntland Surrendered - Live from Madaxtooyada Garowe

[Weydamal]

f*ck your culture we are somaliland we dnt follow your culturr

You are incredibly dimwitted and stupid. What didn't you understand when you were told that real Somali men dont insult women? You and your giggly,y Jeegaanland crew keep on ganging up against a girl, despite being told it's un-Somali. Your level of femininity is incredible.
Inanta ka hadha haddaad rag tihiin.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

You are incredibly dimwitted and stupid. What didn't you understand when you were told that real Somali men dont insult women? You and your giggly,y Jeegaanland crew keep on ganging up against a girl, despite being told it's un-Somali. Your level of femininity is incredible.
Inanta ka hadha haddaad rag tihiin.

You guys are all hurt cos i stated facts truth hurts wallahi the @Reiko should xishood and stop talking shit to big men who dont know her, girls with dignity dont talk to strange men from enemy qabil but because your sister @Reiko legs are wide open for us isaaq on the downlow she stays waffling about us have some xishood before you defend qumayadan

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

You guys don't have soldiers you can't fight, just remember those dhulo soldiers are darood like you said and furthermore they are Harti, tell them to proceed to Garowe and see if they don't make a U-turn to Hargeysa and all turn into Colonel Tukehs and start fingering your mum and niece in Hargeysa again f*ck nigga.

On top of that don't get your pants wet over one village remember we are still inside "British Somaliland" borders, we are sitting inside your "country" and you guys are trying to get recognition lmao

I love seeing mj tears keep crying boy we got your own family riding out for us isaaq you must be burning wallahi dhulbnhte would rather be with us then u thats how shit you guys are

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Loooooooooool

You're reaching to the moon. You're drunk.

Your life is literally shit. I don't know if I should laugh at your pathetic life or have an ounce of sympathy.

Nayaa your life is shit your talking to royalty reer dahabshill you are filthy mj bum who works in primark with a shitty degree in art and design now you think you can look down on anyone my family is richer than whole of puntland you broke furthermore go and do a captain phillips you bummy thats the only way you can make money you guys embarresed somalis name you fuvking pirates.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Why does the drunkard village idiot known as @Geeljire sanbuur who just learned about FKD keep @ing me?

Who gave you the audacity to @ me? You druggie bastard with no ounce of dignity.

Adiga iyo tii kudashay nacalad baa kutala, stop @ing me Nayaa, I'm not your pimp. Bastard bastard dhalay. Go look for your crackhead father somewhere else. Naga fuuq.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Why does the drunkard village idiot known as @Geeljire sanbuur who just learned about FKD keep @ing me?

Who gave you the audacity to @ me? You druggie bastard with no ounce of dignity.

Adiga iyo tii kudashay nacalad baa kutala, stop @ing me Nayaa, I'm not your pimp. Bastard bastard dhalay. Go look for your crackhead father somewhere else. Naga fuuq.

I can @ anyone i want if you cant handle the heat dont you dare step in the kitchen again you loudmouth speaking about somaliland comes with a consequence your mj people are literally shaking begging for peace and your talking shit online like my people are not outside your capital have some shame and logout you witch.

 

[Abdalla]

You guys are all hurt cos i stated facts truth hurts wallahi the @Reiko should xishood and stop talking shit to big men who dont know her, girls with dignity dont talk to strange men from enemy qabil but because your sister @Reiko legs are wide open for us isaaq on the downlow she stays waffling about us have some xishood before you defend qumayadan

Nacalaa iyo dhiladi Nairobi ku keentay was

 

[mrdeeni]

You guys don't have soldiers you can't fight, just remember those dhulo soldiers are darood like you said and furthermore they are Harti, tell them to proceed to Garowe and see if they don't make a U-turn to Hargeysa and all turn into Colonel Tukehs and start fingering your mum and niece in Hargeysa again f*ck nigga.

On top of that don't get your pants wet over one village remember we are still inside "British Somaliland" borders, we are sitting inside your "country" and you guys are trying to get recognition lmao

Hurta whats up with these Dhulbahante ? they have really let down the darood name. Should we reassign them to a different tribe. I cant imagine other daroods like MJ's Marehaan, Og's ect just allowing SL to take over and run our affairs.

 

[Boqor]

Hurta whats up with these Dhulbahante ? they have really let down the darood name. Should we reassign them to a different tribe. I cant imagine other daroods like MJ's Marehaan, Og's ect just allowing SL to take over and run our affairs.

Dhulbahantes and Ogadens and Isaaqs should form one qabil, MJs Mareexans and Hawiyes one qabil then one final war to see who inherits Somalia lmao imagine

 

[DesertStorm]

Nayaa your life is shit your talking to royalty reer dahabshill you are filthy mj bum who works in primark with a shitty degree in art and design now you think you can look down on anyone my family is richer than whole of puntland you broke furthermore go and do a captain phillips you bummy thats the only way you can make money you guys embarresed somalis name you fuvking pirates.

Sanbac sanbac dhaaley oo xaayran ah. Waryaa ina maxaad moodey in aay @Reiko daad aan uu joogin? Wallahi dhagaha ayaan ka waasin hadaa mardanbe afka lasoo gasho. You illiterate baboon.

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

You are incredibly dimwitted and stupid. What didn't you understand when you were told that real Somali men dont insult women? You and your giggly,y Jeegaanland crew keep on ganging up against a girl, despite being told it's un-Somali. Your level of femininity is incredible.
Inanta ka hadha haddaad rag tihiin.

Dhaqan Somali maleh, maxaa yeelay maaha Somali pure ah waa badh Xabashi iyo Oromo iyo qudhun qadhaadh.

 

[Boqor]

Dhaqan Somali maleh, maxaa yeelay maaha Somali pure ah waa badh Xabashi iyo Oromo iyo qudhun qadhaadh.

Do you lump the habar awals into one with that jeegan stuff? From what I've heard the ciise muuse of Berbera can't stand the current administration

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Do you lump the habar awals into one with that jeegan stuff? From what I've heard the ciise muuse of Berbera can't stand the current administration

Even jibril abokor sub clan of sacad muse are not in agreement with the current government. People should do more research instead of grouping people. People from all different subclans of isaaq has its disagreement with current government. It's just not the habar yonis.

 

[Shaafici]

To people saying that there are only dhulbahante in the Somaliland army stationed in sool, these are lies the dhulbahante battalion are stationed currently on the outskirts of Las anod, on the front line the qaybta 12aad are stationed there who are mainly reer bari isaaqs, and there is also another qayb of reer galbeed (gadabursi, Habar Awal), even the general taani is there who he himself is Isaaq.

Somaliland army is well organised it was formed by men that were formerly high ranked officers in the SNA, and those days you'd have to graduate from military colleges abroad.

 

[Yaxye]

Do you lump the habar awals into one with that jeegan stuff? From what I've heard the ciise muuse of Berbera can't stand the current administration

Correct sxb. You're more informed than a lot of Landers are on the subject to be perfectly honest.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Sanbac sanbac dhaaley oo xaayran ah. Waryaa ina maxaad moodey in aay @Reiko daad aan uu joogin? Wallahi dhagaha ayaan ka waasin hadaa mardanbe afka lasoo gasho. You illiterate baboon.

His life is literally shit.

He's been arrested
Went to jail
Probably got raped that's why he's in house arrest.
Lives in his mom's basement.
Can't leave the house because of ankle monitor.
Rents fat ajnabi prostitutes, got one of them pregnant.
Chews khat, drinks alcohol.
He's a druggie.


He's literally a waste of space. Interacting with him makes his shitty, worthless life a little bit better.

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

Do you lump the habar awals into one with that jeegan stuff? From what I've heard the ciise muuse of Berbera can't stand the current administration

Don’t let them fool you
All HA and HJ are 99.99% Jeegaanta

Ciise Muse use to be aligned with HY during Udub days but since Muse Bixi ran, they put all their eggs in that jeeganta basket

 

[Shaafici]

Don’t let them fool you
All HA and HJ are 99.99% Jeegaanta

Ciise Muse use to be aligned with HY during Udub days but since Muse Bixi ran, they put all their eggs in that jeeganta basket

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

SomaliLand guul adowga ha jabo inshallah mujahideenta somaliland will be in garowe soon caladuul adeer oyy iyo isku xaara waligiin SomaliLand ma gaadisan Isaaq:kings of Somalia stop comparing us to low pirates and looters who embarrassed the name of Somalia for eternity ayeyda iyo da kudashay siiilka kawas Puntland down!!!