Yesterday we saw Harvard grad marry a camel herder , now I wonder who sophisticate will end up with?

[Grigori Rasputin]

As many of you know, Sophisticate is our own intellectual heavyweight. She holds a PHD in Nucleur-Physicist. She has been in school for the past 28 years (she's now about 37). She's been in and out of higher education like we go to the grocery store. Heck she views me as a vermin, she despises me like one despises a duqsi (flies). ANyways, lets get back to describing her and why she's prone to going back home to marry. Poor girl is now seeing the affects of many years of eating GMO foods ever since she was born. There are wrinkles upon her face from too much problem solving for school. She hardly ever gone to the gym all these years and that didnt help.

Yesterday was a difficult day for her, ever since she saw that thread of her arch nemesis in academia smartly get marry to a tall elegant camel herder.

Now @sophisticate has decided to visit the highlands of Borama to miraculously find Cawaale dheere (Borama got a lot of guys named Cawaale).

The question is, will she marry a Tuk Tuk driver in Borama or Khat trader?

In anyrate we are honored to have here and we wish her many children with whomever she chooses.


Lastly, I offer myself to her in a last resort situation.

 

[Sophisticate]

I care not for his occupation. All I request is halaal sperm donation. And that he take paternity leave.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I care not for his occupation. All I request is halaal sperm donation.

:siilaanyolaugh::siilaanyolaugh::siilaanyolaugh: youre a good sport. I thought you would get personal on me.

 

[El padrone]

Wow! 37? shidh! she must have aged like a fine wine.
srsly i would let her marry me, i wud part her lips like they are fighting, jam it in like its on fire, suck it like i breathe pussy, then came like a fireworks and will clean that mess like its all my own fault while she lies back satisfied with shit eatin grin.

@sophisticate make no mistake abaayo, i will be waiting u enternal

 

[Gambar]

You need to broof read before you type out your posts, its all over the place.

 

[Sophisticate]

:siilaanyolaugh::siilaanyolaugh::siilaanyolaugh: youre a good sport. I thought you would get personal on me.

FOBs get better looking with time.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You need to broof read before you type out your posts, its all over the place.

Thank god this is not a grading class

Its about me being a story teller not my writing skills here.

 

[Gambar]

Thank god this is not a grading class

Its about me being a story teller not my writing skills here.

I can't follow your story adeer. Like a typical Somali it's all over the place.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I can't follow your story adeer. Like a typical Somali it's all over the place.

abandon this thread! abandon it

 

[Gambar]

abandon this thread! abandon it

Inyow!

 

[Sophisticate]

Wow! 37? shidh! she must have aged like a fine wine.
srsly i would let her marry me, i wud part her lips like they are fighting, jam it in like its on fire, suck it like i breathe pussy, then came like a fireworks and will clean that mess like its all my own fault while she lies back satisfied with shit eatin grin.

@sophisticate make no mistake abaayo, i will be waiting u enternal

You must have cabin fever. Lusting over a 73-year-old, that could be your hooyo 2 times over is a tad much, don't you think? Get outside and frolic with the young gazelles.

 

[El padrone]

You must have cabin fever. Lusting over a 73-year-old, that could be your hooyo 2 times over is a tad much, don't you think? Get outside and frolic with the young gazelles.

but menace says your 37. You will feed me lacag and i will feed you my caano. win-win

 

[Sophisticate]

but menace says your 37. You will feed me lacag and i will feed you my caano. win-win

I'm not a sugar ayeeyo. If I were to snatch a youngin' (which seems unlikely). I'd expect Mariah Carey level treatment! Wheel me in.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You must have cabin fever. Lusting over a 73-year-old, that could be your hooyo 2 times over is a tad much, don't you think? Get outside and frolic with the young gazelles.

I'm surprised that the intellectual supremacist has adopted my word "gazelle ":siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Sophisticate]

@The Cushitic One, real recognize real, sxb. Women dictate the rules of engagement, now! Those that make the G-s must be pleased.

 

[El padrone]

I'm not a sugar ayeeyo. If I were to snatch a youngin' (which seems unlikely). I'd expect Mariah Carey level treatment! Wheel me in.

Mukur badanaa bisinka! eeyaahe waa islaanta you cant have your cake and eat it.
there must be an incentive in marrying old hag with no SMV.

 

[Sophisticate]

I'm surprised that the intellectual supremacist has adopted my word "gazelle ":siilaanyolaugh:

Unconvincted Felon! Hands off. You hold no copy right over the word.

 

[The Cushitic One]

@The Cushitic One, real recognize real, sxb. Women dictate the rules of engagement, now! Those that make the G-s must be pleased.

I have found a kindred spirit, finally
On this site, but his G's is my Gs and
My Gs is mine!

 

[El padrone]

I have found a kindred spirit, finally
On this site, but his G's is my Gs and
My Gs is mine!

Crazy radical feminazis. I hope yall eggs malfunction

 

[The Cushitic One]

Crazy radical feminazis. I hope yall eggs malfunction

Starfu'Allah....You better take that habaar back wallahi

Or I hope you suffer
From Erectile dysfunction!