Write the happiest story you can using only 4 words

[Hawaa]

Somalia is at peace

My mum is here

I finished my assignment

Your food is arriving

Let's go on holiday

It is the weekend

Time to go bed

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I slid into her

She moaned with pleasure

Mammaries in my face

Jiggling, jiggling, jiggling, jiggling,

The rubber burst open

I was really panicked

Can't afford more kids

But I am lucky

The chick is menopausal

Happy, happy, fun, fun!

 

[scheinwelt]

Faysal Cali Waraabe President
( )

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He's paying mehr upfront

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

He's paying mehr upfront

No I am not

We agreed on that

When we sinned yesterday

In my pickup truck

 

[Lady Whistledown]

No I am not

We agreed on that

When we sinned yesterday

In my pickup truck

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

What's wrong with that?

 

[Xooshdheere]

dank memes four life

 

[Jeesto]

Faysal Cali Waraabe President
( )

Never expected this from a foreigner like u. What do you see in FCW?

 

[scheinwelt]

Never expected this from a foreigner like u. What do you see in FCW?

he was the only one who made people laugh at the UoH graduation ceremony ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://emojipedia.org/shrug/
but seriously, I think he's more of a meme for people and I don't really have a strong opinion on who should win. Just know he won't.

 

[Merca]

Bariis iyo hilib ari

 

[VixR]

Four is too short.

If you increase the count to 6, you can make poetry.

 

[Hawaa]

I slid into her

She moaned with pleasure

Mammaries in my face

Jiggling, jiggling, jiggling, jiggling,

The rubber burst open

I was really panicked

Can't afford more kids

But I am lucky

The chick is menopausal

Happy, happy, fun, fun!

You fantasise about milf ?

Four is too short.

If you increase the count to 6, you can make poetry.

I was only thinking about the first one when I created the thread... then I added the others to not appear like big dreamer

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You fantasise about milf ?

No, I'm too old for MILFs. I dream of GILFs. Grannies I'd Love to F***.

 

[Xooshdheere]

No, I'm too old for MILFs. I dream of GILFs. Grannies I'd Love to F***.

I see you are a man of culture as well.

 

[Khad714]

@Hawaa abaayo macaan like malawax iyo sonkor please change your dp