Worst dating experience

Hodan from HR

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Danger badaaneeyyyyyyy,
You got me wheezin in the middle of the night ahahahhahaa...

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@Reformed J I was vibing with your story until the last sentence.. :mindblown:



Edit: Gotta go to sleep now 😅
Nighty night 😴😴
 
Some months ago, I was down bad, saw a cute girl on insta recommendations, added her, messaged her, and shot my shot. Unfortunately, I made my shot.

Fast forward 1.5 weeks - I set up the time, location (a boutique bubble tea shop cus I know Somali girls love bubble tea), and I'm lookin fresh. I get there a little early and am waiting.

She then messages me telling me she's here - she went to the wrong bubble tea shop. Idk how cus it's the only one with that specific name but I chalked it as being an airhead. Roughly 30mins later and her convincing me to wait for her, she finally shows up and I was shaken to my bones.

She was the same build in the photos but damn, I ain't never seen filters change someone so much. In person, she was like 5 shades darker (love my dark women) and way uglier. Worst part? She smelled like sambus oil. Every time I'd inhale, I'd have flashbacks to my mom cooking sambus. I cut it short after 20mins lol
 

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