Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I will call our native homeland "GeeljireLand" to salvage the ounce respect it has if any. I'll also use the short abbreviation of GL.
GL's budget is $280m a year
in comparison an island country in the Caribbean, Dominica, that's the size of Villa Somalia, with a population of 80k has $480m budget
In another mind boggling reality in GL 22 out of the 27 cabinet ministers have a foreign passports
unheard of in the history of mankind
The following pic is from yesterday where several cabinet members celebrated, in Mogadishu, the birth of the country they hold its passport
GL has 18 Presidents that each day fly to Nairobi, Addis, Dubai and Djibouti as a head of state. Where's it sovereignty and who is the real president ? Is it Menace's twitter Somali President presence or is of the Puntland leader that is the President or maybe it is the Jubbaland's hair dyeing leader.
To further make you understand the shithole we call our country, the recognized government is in friendly terms with a country (UAE) that is hell-bend on breaking our country apart. They strike deals with entities and regions of GL as if they were sovereign countries. Furthermore just today the giraffe necked PM is in a state visit to UAE where the UAE send the lowest possible junior minister to meet him at the airport

Ladies and gentlemen do I not reserve the right to be very critical.
In my mind the last legitimate government was 1991. Everything and everyone else is an imposter

GL's budget is $280m a year


In another mind boggling reality in GL 22 out of the 27 cabinet ministers have a foreign passports

The following pic is from yesterday where several cabinet members celebrated, in Mogadishu, the birth of the country they hold its passport
GL has 18 Presidents that each day fly to Nairobi, Addis, Dubai and Djibouti as a head of state. Where's it sovereignty and who is the real president ? Is it Menace's twitter Somali President presence or is of the Puntland leader that is the President or maybe it is the Jubbaland's hair dyeing leader.
To further make you understand the shithole we call our country, the recognized government is in friendly terms with a country (UAE) that is hell-bend on breaking our country apart. They strike deals with entities and regions of GL as if they were sovereign countries. Furthermore just today the giraffe necked PM is in a state visit to UAE where the UAE send the lowest possible junior minister to meet him at the airport


Ladies and gentlemen do I not reserve the right to be very critical.
In my mind the last legitimate government was 1991. Everything and everyone else is an imposter


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