Why is the Menace always pessimistic about our native hell-hole. This is why

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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I will call our native homeland "GeeljireLand" to salvage the ounce respect it has if any. I'll also use the short abbreviation of GL.

GL's budget is $280m a year :hova::jcoleno: in comparison an island country in the Caribbean, Dominica, that's the size of Villa Somalia, with a population of 80k has $480m budget

In another mind boggling reality in GL 22 out of the 27 cabinet ministers have a foreign passports:jaynerd: unheard of in the history of mankind
The following pic is from yesterday where several cabinet members celebrated, in Mogadishu, the birth of the country they hold its passport
GL has 18 Presidents that each day fly to Nairobi, Addis, Dubai and Djibouti as a head of state. Where's it sovereignty and who is the real president ? Is it Menace's twitter Somali President presence or is of the Puntland leader that is the President or maybe it is the Jubbaland's hair dyeing leader.

To further make you understand the shithole we call our country, the recognized government is in friendly terms with a country (UAE) that is hell-bend on breaking our country apart. They strike deals with entities and regions of GL as if they were sovereign countries. Furthermore just today the giraffe necked PM is in a state visit to UAE where the UAE send the lowest possible junior minister to meet him at the airport :kanyehmm::kanyehmm:

Ladies and gentlemen do I not reserve the right to be very critical.

In my mind the last legitimate government was 1991. Everything and everyone else is an imposter :camby::camby:
 
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How is UAE breaking Somalia?

If they invest money in Somalia isnt that good?

Would you prefer not to have money?

It doesnt benefit the UAE to cause Somalia harm.

If anyone benefits from Somalias harm it could be Egypt.

They would want to disrupt Ethiopias dam in any way possible by stirring conflict between two neighbors.

Anything else is delusion.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
How is UAE breaking Somalia?

If they invest money in Somalia isnt that good?

Would you prefer not to have money?

It doesnt benefit the UAE to cause Somalia harm.

If anyone benefits from Somalias harm it could be Egypt.

They would want to disrupt Ethiopias dam in any way possible by stirring conflict between two neighbors.

Anything else is delusion.

I have little time for naïveté!

This UAE invites leaders of entities of Somalia to separate meetings where it strikes deals with them as if they were sovereign.

Take a look at the Somaliland deal where the central government will not see a penny of the proceeds. What country on earth allows another country to pay rent to a little region that's part of its sovereignty?
 
Until we cut all ties with the US(number 1 global sponsor of terrorism) , the status quo in somalia will never change. But that is impossible as we are indebted to the global organizations they control.

So I pray for the demise of the American hegemony :rejoice:. I pray for the collapse and total destruction of the United states :rejoice:.
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I have little time for naïveté!

This UAE invites leaders of entities of Somalia to separate meetings where it strikes deals with them as if they were sovereign.

Take a look at the Somaliland deal where the central government will not see a penny of the proceeds. What country on earth allows another country to pay rent to a little region that's part of its sovereignty?


Have you tried looking at it from the UAE perspective?

I got the feeling you havent....unfortunately its a Somali weakness.

The UAE wants access to Ethiopia through Berbera, and they want that easiest way possible.

They have other interest such as security cooperation.

I dont think they hold personal animosity towards the federal government or any other region.

They know SL rejects the federal and thats not UAE fault.

How are they breaking anything apart when there was always division?

I dont think you know what you are talking about. You are no different from Donald Trump.
 
The UAE is an enemy of the Somali people.

May Allah cleanse us of these braindead dhabodhilifs and all those responsible for this mess.

The last time we had a government was under Siad Barre ;(

The UAE has a vested interest in preventing the development of Somali ports. This avoids the risk of having a Somali competitor to Dubai.

They are directly responsible for funding instability, sowing chaos and stealing our resources.

As for whoever said it is in Egypt's case to harm Somalia, this is not really the case.
 
I will call our native homeland "GeeljireLand" to salvage the ounce respect it has if any. I'll also use the short abbreviation of GL.

GL's budget is $280m a year :hova::jcoleno: in comparison an island country in the Caribbean, Dominica, that's the size of Villa Somalia, with a population of 80k has $480m budget

In another mind boggling reality in GL 22 out of the 27 cabinet ministers have a foreign passports:jaynerd: unheard of in the history of mankind
The following pic is from yesterday where several cabinet members celebrated, in Mogadishu, the birth of the country they hold its passport
GL has 18 Presidents that each day fly to Nairobi, Addis, Dubai and Djibouti as a head of state. Where's it sovereignty and who is the real president ? Is it Menace's twitter Somali President presence or is of the Puntland leader that is the President or maybe it is the Jubbaland's hair dyeing leader.

To further make you understand the shithole we call our country, the recognized government is in friendly terms with a country (UAE) that is hell-bend on breaking our country apart. They strike deals with entities and regions of GL as if they were sovereign countries. Furthermore just today the giraffe necked PM is in a state visit to UAE where the UAE send the lowest possible junior minister to meet him at the airport :kanyehmm::kanyehmm:

Ladies and gentlemen do I not reserve the right to be very critical.

In my mind the last legitimate government was 1991. Everything and everyone else is an imposter :camby::camby:
Countries somalia is larger than
1)Japan
2)UK
3)Germany
4)italy
5)north korea
6)south korea
etc..etc

Despite being such a large country we have implemented no means of maintaining agriculture or adding improvements to infrastructure.God knows how much untapped resources we have under our vast land mass, yet in the past 60 yrs these resources have remained untouched. We are too busy fighting over trivial matters to overtake smaller countries economically, countries such as UAE despite being smaller have managed to productively build a thriving economy for their citizens to enjoy.Honestly even a food starved North Korea manged to build a subway system, the only difference is young somalis would rather chew khat than pick up a book and our nation's population would rather be divided by qabils rather than help their fellow countrymen.
 

bigdogg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFHx3eFddA8
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Countries somalia is larger than
1)Japan
2)UK
3)Germany
4)italy
5)north korea
6)south korea
etc..etc

Despite being such a large country we have implemented no means of maintaining agriculture or adding improvements to infrastructure.God knows how much untapped resources we have under our vast land mass, yet in the past 60 yrs these resources have remained untouched. We are too busy fighting over trivial matters to overtake smaller countries economically, countries such as UAE despite being smaller have managed to productively build a thriving economy for their citizens to enjoy.Honestly even a food starved North Korea manged to build a subway system, the only difference is young somalis would rather chew khat than pick up a book and our nation's population would rather be divided by qabils rather than help their fellow countrymen.
Wallahi its sad asf let's just fight one last time a free for all mother vs daughter ,, father vs son ,, brother vs brother and who ever lives to see another moon takes a back

Or we just get nuked
 
Somalis need one virtuous leader to cleanse the country of corruption. I say kill every single people responsible for war crimes and treason. Make those who stole the country's money and or looted property lose their limbs and suffer miserably. We have to do in a short period of time what it took other countries multiple decades or even centuries of consolidation to achieve if we want to remain on the world map.
 
Countries somalia is larger than
1)Japan
2)UK
3)Germany
4)italy
5)north korea
6)south korea
etc..etc

Despite being such a large country we have implemented no means of maintaining agriculture or adding improvements to infrastructure.God knows how much untapped resources we have under our vast land mass, yet in the past 60 yrs these resources have remained untouched. We are too busy fighting over trivial matters to overtake smaller countries economically, countries such as UAE despite being smaller have managed to productively build a thriving economy for their citizens to enjoy.Honestly even a food starved North Korea manged to build a subway system, the only difference is young somalis would rather chew khat than pick up a book and our nation's population would rather be divided by qabils rather than help their fellow countrymen.


Yup and we have wahhabis , dont forget that.
 

bigdogg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFHx3eFddA8
@R.Kelly you made me depressed asf here I am thinking a is moving toward then you come with this thread :-( :-(

Just end us all
 

bigdogg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFHx3eFddA8
Sometimes even an animal is taken out of its misery but we don't have that pleasure. We must endure the endurable

I just hope theres something good for us in the future otherwise shits gonna be hard for us and especially the latter generation

Even India Nigeria mexico are all projected to hit trillions in GDP meanwhile in a
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Bernie Madoff

Afhayeenka SL
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It's not about being insecure. @R.Kelly only mocks the fed govt. and half the times it's lies he makes up. He never criticizes his regional gvt which is SL.
You clearly don't know menace. He would always criticizes sland government earlier days and hes pro unity thus why he makes more posts about somalia. Just look at his posting history:kanyeshrug:

We got other landers who criticize sland and you got other somalis who hate the current governemnt. The horn of africa all together is a shit hole :manny:
 
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