What is your excuse for being a skinny mali with twig arms?

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There's cheap gyms at every corner.

The Lord has blessed you with height, good hair (pre-bidaar :mjlol:) and beautiful face features.
All you gotta do is go gym for 1 hour 3x a week.
Yet faraxs chose to walk around the street with twigs hanging on either sides of their shoulders :heh:
Floating within their clothes, looking all weak and feminine :mjlol:
If it wasn't for my fear of the Lord I would jerk some sense into those assholes.

Just yesterday I was about to smack the shit outta some adoon for walking too close to me :westbrookwtf:
As I raised my voice I saw the fear in his eyes :umwhat:
This result was only possible due to my dominant outter appearance, a skinny farax would never be able to command such authority :mugshotman:
In town I constantly make fun of gacmo bajaaq faraxs by grabbing their whole arms with a single hand and saying "is this an arm or a chinese chopstick my nigga :mjlol:"
They get all emotional and upset but don't do shit cos they knw what the end result would be :francis:
 
my mom is 5,8 and 55kg,its all genetics fam,and all of my uncles from her side are twigs:bell:
5'8 is the perfect height for woman. That means you are at least 6'1.

HEY, I was once a skinny twig myself talking about "i got high metabolism dawg cant do shit about it :mjcry:"

That was 9 months ago before I manned up and turned into a human tank. Now I got all the xalimos on me, put fear into adoons and ridicule skinny malis in the hope that they'll get some motivation out of it :mjhaps:
 

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5'8 is the perfect height for woman. That means you are at least 6'1.

HEY, I was once a skinny twig myself talking about "i got high metabolism dawg cant do shit about it :mjcry:"

That was 9 months ago before I manned up and turned into a human tank. Now I got all the xalimos on me, put fear into adoons and ridicule skinny malis in the hope that they'll get some motivation out of it :mjhaps:
im 182 which is about an inch off of 6,1,but im still growing, Anyways im planning on joining the gym this summer, i just turned 18 recently so i reckon its a good age to start.:trumpsmirk:
 
Because the Ciyal Kacaan the generation born between 1945-1970 call excersise and working out “Biiro Kaad” lifting metal. It was called “jiimicsi” which sounded much better didn’t include the negative connotation that follows “Biiro Kaad”.

Lifting metal sound laborious and anything laborious is an allergy.
 

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Because the Ciyal Kacaan the generation born between 1945-1970 call excersise and working out “Biiro Kaad” lifting metal. It was called “jiimicsi” which sounded much better didn’t include the negative connotation that follows “Biiro Kaad”.

Lifting metal sound laborious and anything laborious is an allergy.
Nigga stop blaming our fathers for our failures,my dads the GOAT fam,he is the reason why i have the mindset i have today.Lets quit the blame game and work on what we've got innit
 

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im 182 which is about an inch off of 6,1,but im still growing, Anyways im planning on joining the gym this summer, i just turned 18 recently so i reckon its a good age to start.:trumpsmirk:
Want to gym together? :russ:
 

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There's cheap gyms at every corner.

The Lord has blessed you with height, good hair (pre-bidaar :mjlol:) and beautiful face features.
All you gotta do is go gym for 1 hour 3x a week.
Yet faraxs chose to walk around the street with twigs hanging on either sides of their shoulders :heh:
Floating within their clothes, looking all weak and feminine :mjlol:
If it wasn't for my fear of the Lord I would jerk some sense into those assholes.

Just yesterday I was about to smack the shit outta some adoon for walking too close to me :westbrookwtf:
As I raised my voice I saw the fear in his eyes :umwhat:
This result was only possible due to my dominant outter appearance, a skinny farax would never be able to command such authority :mugshotman:
In town I constantly make fun of gacmo bajaaq faraxs by grabbing their whole arms with a single hand and saying "is this an arm or a chinese chopstick my nigga :mjlol:"
They get all emotional and upset but don't do shit cos they knw what the end result would be :francis:
Walaal macaan like shaax cadeys iyo sonkor. Instead of bashing us lugo baasto Somalis give us some advice on how to gain weight.:mugshotman:

I was thinking of going to the gym with a friend of mine, but that would mean I would have to pay with my own money. I will probably start working when I graduate and then start attending the gym.:diddyass:
 
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Nigga stop blaming our fathers for our failures,my dads the GOAT fam,he is the reason why i have the mindset i have today.Lets quit the blame game and work on what we've got innit

It’s not blame, I’m just fascinated by behaviour.

My uncle asked me once “Waarya! Where you going?”

I replied “Jiimka”.

And then he said the words that haunted my workout.

“Waar, Slave baa Biiro Kaada”.

:dead:
 
Walaal macaan like shaax cadeys iyo sonkor. Instead of bashing us lugo baasto Somalis give us some advice on how to gain weight.:mugshotman:

I was thinking of going to the gym with a friend of mine, but that would mean that I would have to pay with my own money. I will probably start working when I graduate and then start attending the gym.:diddyass:
Aren't you a girl? If you're slim that is fine as you'll put on weight when you get pregnant and become thickalicious however don't be anorexic skinny.
I bet you don't know how to throw a punch with proper technique .LOL.
I'll just lift your skinny ass and drop you head first in the trashcan ole 45kg ass basto fiino nigga :mjlol:
 

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That's good to hear. But walaal please tell me what made you get a fetish for fat girls?:browtf:
I dont know, it just occurred naturally when i was 14-15 years old,i started getting hard whenever i saw a peng ting,my dick has a mind of its own.you cant control what gets you hard
 

Khad714

Beesha Reer KPOP!
Aren't you a girl? If you're slim that is fine as you'll put on weight when you get pregnant and become thickalicious however don't be anorexic skinny.

I'll just lift your skinny ass and drop you head first in the trashcan ole 45kg ass basto fiino nigga :mjlol:
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