What is the deal with women and giving out directions? Why do they suck at it?

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Well. we all know women are mostly very dangrous when it comes to driving a car and ofcourse I go out of my way to avoid them and share the road with the, anyway recently I found out they also suck at giving out directions and even reading basic street maps, lol:chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh:

Really though, I can be the only person noticed this, what is the deal with women a
and giving out shity directions? In my experience, 95% (or so) of directions to someplace given by women will put you about a mile off course.​

"You know... it's that one street by where that tanning salon used to be."

"Uh, ok. East or west on that street?"
"Left, I think." :stopit:

Guys, I recently went to visit my sister in Texas and the directions were like this.

"Ok, so you want the exit with all the fast food restaurants. Then when you get to the 7-Eleven, turn right."

Me: What is the name of that street?

"Not sure but when you get to the Dairy Queen, turn left.

I'm dead serious. Although, in her defense, her directions took me right to her house. Still, I was thinking, "You've lived here for almost two decades and you don't know the names of the streets? WTF?!?":snoop::gucciwhat:
 
Well. we all know women are mostly very dangrous when it comes to driving a car and ofcourse I go out of my way to avoid them and share the road with the, anyway recently I found out they also suck at giving out directions and even reading basic street maps, lol:chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh:

Really though, I can be the only person noticed this, what is the deal with women a
and giving out shity directions? In my experience, 95% (or so) of directions to someplace given by women will put you about a mile off course.

"You know... it's that one street by where that tanning salon used to be."

"Uh, ok. East or west on that street?"
"Left, I think." :stopit:

Guys, I recently went to visit my sister in Texas and the directions were like this.

"Ok, so you want the exit with all the fast food restaurants. Then when you get to the 7-Eleven, turn right."

Me: What is the name of that street?

"Not sure but when you get to the Dairy Queen, turn left.

I'm dead serious. Although, in her defense, her directions took me right to her house. Still, I was thinking, "You've lived here for almost two decades and you don't know the names of the streets? WTF?!?":snoop::gucciwhat:
Somali women should be banned from driving cars. I don't know why the Saudi Arabians let women drive, when we all know they clearly are unable to.

When I was driving by Karmel Mall, their were 4 accidents in 1 day, all between Somali women. When I went inside the parking ramp, one of the Xalimos decided to park in the middle of road, and thought it was okay. I had to yell at her and fix her issues. I can bring 1,000 other examples into this.

As for giving directions, I never listen to a womans directions. They will throw you in a loop. Get the address of the place and use a GPS.
 
This is our turf, you disgusting vile creature.

If you want to xaar on Somali men, go on twitter and complain about some useless ass topic like FGM or something.
this is in general section not mans cave
and i can’t BELIEVE you niggas have to nerve to complain about us when you retards literally blew up our entire country
 

OffTheDome

Proud American
Females shouldn't be driving anyways. Women driving means that they can reach far distances without a Mahram/male companion and makes them more promiscuous as a result and vulnerable to assault. Driving a car is the role of a man, not a female.
 
this is in general section not mans cave
and i can’t BELIEVE you niggas have to nerve to complain about us when you retards literally blew up our entire country
Don't say "You Retards", I'm not apart of the sub-human race of creatures called "Somalis".

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, weren't women saying they created everyone? You guys gave birth to every single terrorist, warlord and piece of trash human being on this earth. This is why I support FGM.
 
Females shouldn't be driving anyways. Women driving means that they can reach far distances without a Mahram/male companion and makes them more promiscuous as a result and vulnerable to assault. Driving a car is the role of a man, not a female.
Ahh, a fellow geeljire on this site with common sense. Why would a woman want to drive regardless? Is it to cheat on you? A woman is not allowed to leave the house without the permission of a man.

This is why I advise all men to put a GPS on their maids/wives phones.
 

Xaruun

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Ahh, a fellow geeljire on this site with common sense. Why would a woman want to drive regardless? Is it to cheat on you? A woman is not allowed to leave the house without the permission of a man.

This is why I advise all men to put a GPS on their maids/wives phones.
No point in trying to stop your wife from cheating, she’ll always find a way. Defo put a GPS on their phones though
 
No point in trying to stop your wife from cheating, she’ll always find a way. Defo put a GPS on their phones though
Of course, Life360 works amazingly in these situations. You can see exact location, see how fast they are driving, batter levels and much more. Such amazing technology.
 

OffTheDome

Proud American
Ahh, a fellow geeljire on this site with common sense. Why would a woman want to drive regardless? Is it to cheat on you? A woman is not allowed to leave the house without the permission of a man.

This is why I advise all men to put a GPS on their maids/wives phones.
Well said bro, A man should handle everything outside of the house like driving, making a living, buying groceries etc. A female doesn’t need to leave the house.
 
Well said bro, A man should handle everything outside of the house like driving, making a living, buying groceries etc. A female doesn’t need to leave the house.
Of course! She should stay home, obey you, have sex with you and that's it! That's what women have done historically in past kingdoms.
 
Well. we all know women are mostly very dangrous when it comes to driving a car and ofcourse I go out of my way to avoid them and share the road with the, anyway recently I found out they also suck at giving out directions and even reading basic street maps, lol:chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh:

Really though, I can be the only person noticed this, what is the deal with women a
and giving out shity directions? In my experience, 95% (or so) of directions to someplace given by women will put you about a mile off course.

"You know... it's that one street by where that tanning salon used to be."

"Uh, ok. East or west on that street?"
"Left, I think." :stopit:

Guys, I recently went to visit my sister in Texas and the directions were like this.

"Ok, so you want the exit with all the fast food restaurants. Then when you get to the 7-Eleven, turn right."

Me: What is the name of that street?

"Not sure but when you get to the Dairy Queen, turn left.

I'm dead serious. Although, in her defense, her directions took me right to her house. Still, I was thinking, "You've lived here for almost two decades and you don't know the names of the streets? WTF?!?":snoop::gucciwhat:
What is this? 20th century? Don’t you have a phone or even gps warya? Who even asks for directions? And why are you going over to woman’s homes who are clearly not even comfortable giving out their addresses to you? Also who even meets random people at their homes?

So many questions, too many red 🚩 :westbrookwtf:
 
What is this? 20th century? Don’t you have a phone or even gps warya? Who even asks for directions? And why are you going to people’s houses who aren’t even comfortable giving out their address to you? Also who even meets random people at their homes?

So many questions, too many red 🚩 :westbrookwtf:
What do you mean “red flags”? This isn’t a dating site.
 
Don't say "You Retards", I'm not apart of the sub-human race of creatures called "Somalis".

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, weren't women saying they created everyone? You guys gave birth to every single terrorist, warlord and piece of trash human being on this earth. This is why I support FGM.
bad troll attempt :tacky:
 

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