According to President Maduro, two genetically modified American soldiers with the bodies of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the ruthless killing mind of Adolf Hitler attempted to double Rambo Venezula. Luckily President Maduro and the national army standing 123k strong managed to apprehend them! President Maduro has annouced a national holiday where the country will feast on imported bread and milk powder. President Maduro of course will have a 12 course feat which includes the finest Alaskan salmon, kobe beef imported from Tokyo and 86 year old Pinot Noir