Unhinged Passport Bro Farah Hits on a Local Somali Woman.

[Ozymandias]

Have some shame waryaahe..

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One needs to have a qabiil to be a somali, my cousins know about my gaal status back home, it's not cheap.

 

[Basra]

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He is very maaskin. I was kinda taken aback when he mention her long aquiline nose tho --what is he -Somali eugenics expert?

 

[Yaraye]

I lived among Somalis, and have been mistaken for being one so many times; so I am stuck with my fellow shiny forehead having beoble.

I thought you were somali

 

[Cartan Boos]

He's business man not passport bro don't spread lies about the harti guy

 

[Basra]

I thought you were somali

Don't mind Sadacha, she is drunk.

 

[Hodan from HR]

He's business man not passport bro don't spread lies about the harti guy

Now that I know, I have no reason to make fun of him (also why I put his videos on spoiler) But he did say he wants his first wife to be from Somalia on the dating show. That makes him a passport bro..

 

[Hmohamed54]

Now that I know, I have no reason to make fun of him (also why I put his videos on spoiler) But he did say he wants his first wife to be from Somalia on the dating show. That makes him a passport bro..

I mean is it really if you going back home. If he wants a girl back home, its easy. No need to tarnish your rep for views.

 

[Hybrid()]

Back home I didn't waste time to hit on blue collar workers who don't have much time to spare in their lives when there are plenty of goodlooking teenagers rooming the city. And if you are in Mogadishu, you don't need to have games as xalimos overthere are welcoming and easy going.

 

[KillStreakIsCool]

Her: Do you use cash or card?
Him:

When you thirsty as f*ck, every polite interaction from a female can sound too appealing and sexual. This type of brother falls in love so easy. On the upside, practicing your deen makes you thirsty and energetic so your wife will have no issues getting the beat down.

 

[Lightshow]

I think as a man, you should never hit on a woman with weird indirect long conversations. If you are interested in her Just tell her directly, and if she does not reciprocate then move on without a care in the world.

It is not rocket science, no need for all of this extra talk and weird cringe stuff.

 

[Abba Sadacha]

Don't mind Sadacha, she is drunk.

I would never drink khamr, nor is that funny, but since you're an elderly sister, I will not respond in kind.

 

[Abba Sadacha]

I thought you were somali

Lol no, Ani Oromo dha, but spent a lot of time among Somalis, even they have assumed that I was an Abdi Samatar, :D

 

[GLUE]

I would never drink khamr, nor is that funny, but since you're an elderly sister, I will not respond in kind.

I don't think she was calling you a drunk.

 

[Keo]

You guys are using the term "Passport Bro" wrong. A Somali who is born in the west seeking a local Somali woman doesn't make him a passport bro.

 

[HabarSteven12]

Lol no, Ani Oromo dha, but spent a lot of time among Somalis, even they have assumed that I was an Abdi Samatar, :D

Bro stop the cap you are Somali lol

 

[Abdirazaq]

This guy is a miskeen, he’s gonna get taken advantage of by some savage Xalimo who knows how to use and abuse him. He needs his fam protecting him.

btw this guys putting on the accent right? My Somali is way more broken than his so I don’t bother even speaking but my accent isn’t anywhere near this f’d up.

 

[Inquisitive_]

Shukansi or flirting are tools used by low value men and losers, all it takes to entice them is beauty, and they turn into starving dogs, and offer themselves in sacrifice quick for nothing.

You should never do any of that, you must run her through a stringent due diligence checks to see if she qualifies and more importantly your values align, and none of it requires flirting or shukansi, just a simple conversation.

If you do this properly, you never need flirting or shukansi to even close, because your very action and behaviour epitomises someone that has high values and standards, and they are drawn to it like moth to flame.

That poor dude from the moment he walked in gazed at all the girls in the building like a thirsty dog that had nothing better to do.

He would have been much better off if he got some printouts from a random book with charts and gazed at that instead.

 

[Hybrid()]

Shukansi or flirting are tools used by low value men and losers, all it takes to entice them is beauty, and they turn into starving dogs, and offer themselves in sacrifice quick for nothing.

You should never do any of that, you must run her through a stringent due diligence checks to see if she qualifies and more importantly your values align, and none of it requires flirting or shukansi, just a simple conversation.

If you do this properly, you never need flirting or shukansi to even close, because your very action and behaviour epitomises someone that has high values and standards, and they are drawn to it like moth to flame.

That poor dude from the moment he walked in gazed at all the girls in the building like a thirsty dog that had nothing better to do.

He would have been much better off if he got some printouts from a random book with charts and gazed at that instead.

You'll be surprised at how so many qurbajoog somali men who marry from back home are content to marry average or below average women in terms of intelligence, dhaqan, and academic performance. I've seen western farahs who married high school dropouts in somalia. Unfortunately, some men's standards in relationship is to simply be with a women they can control and that's it.

 

[Jaale]

Why is bro so moist, like he's ordering pumpkin spice latte.

With his goofy smile, san dheer, caano geel

 

[Hmohamed54]

You'll be surprised at how so many qurbajoog somali men who marry from back home are content to marry average or below average women in terms of intelligence, dhaqan, and academic performance. I've seen western farahs who married high school dropouts in somalia. Unfortunately, some men's standards in relationship is to simply be with a women they can control and that's it.

Education in somalia is not good and is if its decent its very expensive for local person. Parents selling there posessions to send their kids to school. Lets not compare our lifestyles saxib.