Toilet paper or water

[Shamis]

It goes:

Wipe
Wash
Dry

 

[AbdiJew]

1. Use a laxative.
2. Hours later take a crap
3. Use toilet paper (there are no feces on the paper since I use a laxative. Its as new as before I used it and could even be put it back in the roll if I wanted to).
4. Wipe liquid soap all around (there's no need to)
5. Water (again, no need to but I still do it).
6. Repeat Steps 3-5

 

[NotMyL]

Shouldnt it be toilet paper, wash and then toilet paper to dry? or is that just me

 

[GlitzyCue_]

1. Use a laxative.
2. Hours later take a crap
3. Use toilet paper (there are no feces on the paper since I use a laxative. Its as new as before I used it and could even be put it back in the roll if I wanted to).
4. Wipe liquid soap all around (there's no need to)
5. Water (again, no need to but I still do it).
6. Repeat Steps 3-5
7. Bootyclap to dry my futo

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[AbdiJew]

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Many do it but I'm a virgin.

 

[Agent 47]

Why wasn’t ‘none’ included as an option for the Bantus?

 

[Bohol]

Places like the UAE and other Middle east countries have the bum gun bidet sprayer, you can wash your bum without any direct contact.

 

[XamarCade]

Well according to @iyandi it's disgusting and unnatural for any humans to have clean ass, he says he only washes shit of his ass when he takes a shower but the other times he only uses toilet paper, what makes it even worse is he doesn't even have a designated hand to clean himself with, his culture refuse and frown upon cleaning shit of their ass while they vehemently celebrate and condone eating booty like grocery,

But then again I'm not surprised http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=4YBmK5GqR3I#/115;116

 

[XamarCade]

I put my behind in the sink. So only water.

Can u believe that coon really said that yesterday? He really thinks we put our are on public sinks and wash it their in front of ppl:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[XamarCade]

Places like the UAE and other Middle east countries have the bum gun bidet sprayer, you can wash your bum without any direct contact.

So basically other ppls shit that get caught in the bidet comes shooting up and gets recycled in ur bum?

 

[Bohol]

So basically other ppls shit that get caught in the bidet comes shooting up and gets recycled in ur bum?

Nah that is not how it works. It doesn't get that close to the bum as it has a powerful water pump that can release water far away from you. At-least 3-4 inches distance is fine.

 

[Shamis]

I think bidets that you squat on are gross and unhygienic. I prefer the the one that looks like a shower for your bum.

 

[anonimo]

Not all Cadaans wipe and go. For example, Bidets are commonly used in Italy.

Nonetheless, imagine how smelly Somalis of old were. They wouldn't always use water. How did the Awoowos copulate with the Ayeeyos?
I know they used Uunsi but still.....

 

[NotMyL]

Places like the UAE and other Middle east countries have the bum gun bidet sprayer, you can wash your bum without any direct contact.

I seen this everywhere when I was in Dubai, I thought it was their version of urinal lol why do you need that when you have the shower head next to the toilet? I agree with @Shamis its not hygienic and could get messy

 

[Bohol]

I seen this everywhere when I was in Dubai, I thought it was their version of urinal lol why do you need that when you have the shower head next to the toilet? I agree with @Shamis its not hygienic and could get messy

Yh the shower head is fine.

This is the best

 

[NotMyL]

Yh the shower head is fine.

This is the best

One of the things I miss when I travel to Muslim countries, you never have to worry about using public bathrooms.

 

[Bohol]

One of the things I miss when I travel to Muslim countries, you never have to worry about using public bathrooms.

Only rich Muslim countries though. I doubt Yemen has the same lol.

 

[yasmin lan]

Wipe, wash then wipe again

 

[lone]

People always forget the technique for wiping.

 

[Boqor]

Shouldnt it be toilet paper, wash and then toilet paper to dry? or is that just me

Yes your order is correct you have to first remove the xaar pellets stuck in between your cheeks and then use water to remove the slime of the xaar and then wipe to dry.