Timo La'aan Waa Barakah

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  1. Bidaar Wanagsan

    Bidaar Wanagsan

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    I'm getting pretty sick of youngsters dissing bald Somali gentlemen. One of them said to me last night "adeer, why does your hair flee in terror from your Darood face?". I hear this every time I go to the mafrish. Enough is enough. Don't mock the genocide of my follicles waryaadha. All the great men of history had unadorned scalps. Socrates was a bidaarlow. Shakespeare was a bidaarlow. Churchill was a bidaarlow. Only effeminate guys have a full head of hair. A real woman needs an egg head. Studies show that a smooth head always leads to a smooth gentleman. Madaxa ha la iska xiiro walaalayaal, sidaas aa noo roon.

    #TimoLa'aanWaaBarako
     
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  2. Bidaar Wanagsan

    Bidaar Wanagsan

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    Bald men help you get laid:

     
  3. RICH

    RICH Aabo’s source of blessing from Allaah.

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    Nothing wrong with bald men.

    Exhibit A:

    If you have very thin hair + receding hairline, just shave it off :hillarybiz:

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    Just like Boris Kodjoe and you’re good to go :gaasdrink::gaasdrink::trumpsmirk:

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  4. Bidaar Wanagsan

    Bidaar Wanagsan

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    My hair is not receding abaayo macaan. It stopped its recessional movement a long time ago. It's not a recession anymore. It has been genocided.
     
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  5. Shushue

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    Nope cant support this notion.

    Long face and bidaar dont go along.
     
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  6. Shushue

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    Also you look any other black with bidaar, you cant distinguish yourself...
     
  7. Bidaar Wanagsan

    Bidaar Wanagsan

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    @Norwegian-Somali

    Timo la'aanimo is how God wanted us to be. We were born hairless and should die hairless. Timo is from Iblees.
     
  8. Bidaar Wanagsan

    Bidaar Wanagsan

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    The only thing that makes you geeljire is your Sri Lankan hair? Typical SJW. Even when you do have timo, it won't help you aboowe: you're part of 60% of the Somali population that is jareer.
     
  9. Shushue

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    Nope timo is blessing, if you have nice thick soft hair you just feel fantastic walking down the street.

    If you cant grow your hair beyond 1cm then this post is beyond understanding...
     
  10. Shushue

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    My hair has grown 10cm at most before i trimmed, so i guess im the 40%...
     
  11. Bidaar Wanagsan

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    @Norwegian-Somali

    Just because your follicles have been massacred doesn't mean you can't make the bed creak with Jennifer. Eggheads get major siil

    It's amazing how big the pity market in sex is.
     
  12. Apollo

    Apollo Machiavelli Staff Member Moderator

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    Women don't care about your hairline after 30. Your bank account and career is way more important.

    @Bidaar Wanagsan you aren't red pilled on The Woman Question.
     
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  13. Bidaar Wanagsan

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    @Amun

    There's a Somali saying I used to hear in 1982 Mogadishu: if you're hairless on top, you're hairless under the belt. Girls love smooth guys.

    We've been woke before the Alt Right. You kids have a lot to learn.
     
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  14. The Cushitic One

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    I like to see my reflection
    In a bald headed guys head

    :trumpsmirk:
     
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  15. Bidaar Wanagsan

    Bidaar Wanagsan

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    Will you rub saliid in it for me sweetheart? Olive oil stimulates the brain cells I hear.
     
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  16. Shushue

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    Would you date a bald girl? Same with girls...
     
  17. landheer

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    Unfortunately in the next 2 years I will be bald :jcoleno:I have to enjoy my timo jilec while it lasts.
     
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  18. Bidaar Wanagsan

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    Bald girls are tighter than a noose around a convict's neck. I've banged a chemo patient. Very athletic woman.
     
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    Timo la'aan is wareer la'aan. No more primping and preening in the mirror like a dhoocil with excess makeup. It will man you up.
     
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  20. Shushue

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    Dunno if its a joke..but i like when she plays with my hair ..she cant play with your bald head can she?
     
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