THIS IS RADIO DADKA WAALAN OF S-SPOT! The military is announcing a coup d'etate up in this place

[Grigori Rasputin]

The supreme revolution council of this 3-1-18 coup announces the arrest of @kalil , @Duchess @AbdiJew

We also announce the arrest and admission into mental institute of @LarryThePuntite he will be in there for 5 years till he can correctly utilize his genius mind. A mind is a terrible thing to waste

The leader of this coup is AyaanAyuutoAruuriso

The leadership justifies this take over of power due to the negligence of those aforementioned leaders of this forum. It is known that @kalil was upsent from this land and was in his mansion continuously playing games on tv. @AbdiJew was arrested for promoting vice throughout this land and his constant hatred for the Geeljire people. @Duchess was arrested with the intention of forcibly giving her fertilization medication to allow her to increase the Geeljire population.
We have an arrest warrant for a witch midget by the name of @Reiko for spreading mischief and disunity

The coup leader also request royalty from certain qabiils and urge the qabiil that @Hani Malab belongs to to surrender her for national liberation struggle be waged on her

Oh! One more thing, we have captured @government and we intend to sentence him 10 years of hard labor for a disease we call "iska-daba qor arabta/ ass Kissing arabs).

 

[government]

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Dang he called me a witch and a midget?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Dang he called me a witch and a midget?

Epic gify

 

[Khayyam]

Loolz

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

The military leadership announces the formation of the project to increase the population. We are ordering the S-Spot females to open up, literally, to be fertilized.

We have no excuse to have such a large country but with dismissal population.

With this project we will accompany it with increased and serious spending on in the health system. We will decrease the infant mortality level. We will build a clinic in every 60 mile radius throughout this land.

The military leadership will outlaw any corruption so that our offsprings don't end up having autism.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

The military leadership announces the formation of the project to increase the population. We are ordering the S-Spot females to open up, literally, to be fertilized.

 

[BirtaanJabin]

Anigoo ku hadlaya magaca Beesha Majeerteen , We request the immediate release of @Duchess and the Suspension of Arrest warrants for @Reiko @LarryThePuntite @government, And we Declare that The Majeerteen Clan will not support this Coup and ask @draco of the Garxajisiya @Steamdevolopment of the Ogadeniya @SirLancelLord of Jeeganiya to support my declaration against @R.Kelly

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Anigoo ku hadlaya magaca Beesha Majeerteen , We request the immediate release of @Duchess and the Suspension of Arrest warrants for @Reiko @LarryThePuntite @government, And we Declare that The Majeerteen Clan will not support this Coup and ask @draco of the Garxajisiya @Steamdevolopment of the Ogadeniya @SirLancelLord of Jeeganiya to support my declaration against @R.Kelly

Preposterous do not paint this as solely based on qabiil consideration. How are we gonna leap forward if every step taken by this leadership is viewed with qabiil lenses.

Besides @Duchess is under detention for her own good. We are trying to fertilize her.

 

[BirtaanJabin]

Preposterous do not paint this as solely based on qabiil consideration. How are we gonna leap forward if every step taken by this leadership is viewed with qabiil lenses.

Besides @Duchess is under detention for her own good. We are trying to fertilize her.

We Don't need a Somalispot civil war , Lay down your arms in the name of nabad

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

We Don't need a Somalispot civil war , Lay down your arms in the name of nabad

Your kind are known to spark a rebellion. We are in full control, we got the radio station, the airport and other main government installations. I warn you to tread carefully because we will take our a page from Siyad Barre's book on how to treat you folks. Remember the sweet well you use to drink from and what barre did to it when you folks created the first rebel movement