This cadaan chick offered to give me head

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  1. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    phones. She offered me her headphones because I was listening to the Somali BBC 5PM in a restaurant on speakers.
    I told her I do no use other people's headphones. Does using the headphones of other people disgust you as well?
     
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  2. buule

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    nacala stop lyin
     
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  3. YourBroMoe

    YourBroMoe Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー

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  4. Cam

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    I'd say take it if you want a rare ear infection or condition
     
  5. sophisticate

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    Yes. They could have ear pus. Its not worth risking an infection. Headphones are sold everywhere.
     
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  6. RichEnoughForGucci

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    Too many have dirty ears when they take out the earphones all you see is dirt.:vqbuyv0::vqbuyv0:
     
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  7. Twwin

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    I know what you did there :mjohreally:

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  8. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    I told her about the PL politics and that elections are in 2 months.

    I always listen to BBC Somalia. I use to have a portable radio
     
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  9. South Cushitic

    South Cushitic Christian, Iraqw, Great Rift Valley King, Tanzania

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    Abti why are you encoding such perverse messages, kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
     
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  10. RichEnoughForGucci

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    How is your afghan woman? Do you teach her af somali?
     
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  11. Reiko

    Reiko Queen of Bari Staff Member Moderator

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    Me logging onto Somalispot.

    Ladalaldaldlada

    Entered my username and password.

    Saw 21 notifications and 4 private messages :trumpsmirk:


    Me to myself: Let me check out the generals

    Ladadadadadada **coughs**

    Saw this disgusting thread name: This Cadaan chick offered to give me head.

    Me to myself: Arghhh typical ashy abdi lying again.

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    Saw the OP: Abdalla :mjcry::mjpls::mjkkk:


    Alla ba'ayeey, how can he do this? Tarnishing our good name, that's it, I'm going to riff riff his Dutch, bike riding to work, cheese and chocolate sandwich eating ass. Today is the day, I won't spare him.



    Opens the thread and read furthermore.

    ***sigh***

    Wallahi @Abdalla is not qasaaro. Nin rag ah. Fariid fariid dhalay. Alxamdullillah.

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  12. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    Yes a bit. She agreed to teach our potential kids afsomali and not pashto. She is visiting her family, I was suppose to meet her sisters but i called it off. She will come next week, should I take pictures of us together?
     
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  13. Karim

    Karim Darodism works for everyone

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    Kkkk HEADphones. Lmao classic trolling :pachah1:
     
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  14. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    4 dms? It is 4 dms from our GC, it doesnt count as 4 seperate dms :pachah1:

    Remember when I dmed you and you started talking about some cali saleebaan dude suing the weeknd. What a buzz killer:ivers:

    Me: *thinking to myself: you can do this. Just dm her, she is vulnerable now* Yo reiko what is going on. I heard you cancelled the 8 year lasting engagement? Anyways what are you wearing?
    Reiko: Yo did u hear about the weekend being sued by an cali saleebaan singer? Blablablablaaaaaaa
    Me: *Closes the conversation*:mjcry:
     
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  15. Reiko

    Reiko Queen of Bari Staff Member Moderator

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    Loooooool

    No ,it's different folks.


    Why are you exposing what I told you in privacy,


    We are going to get a good amount of money since I personally know her and her family,:rejoice:
     
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  16. Yaquub

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    Are we clickbaiting now..???

    :gucciwhat:
     
  17. sophisticate

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    I'm suprised she was interested in politics, period. :farmajoyaab: Do you have any political ambitions, yourself?
     
  18. jamal9

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    listening to too much BBC Somali will lead to someone dreaming about receiving head publicly in a Somali restaurant.
     
  19. Yonis

    Yonis Puntland Youth Organiser FDK Visionary VIP

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    gr8 b8 m8 :nvjpqts:
     
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  20. Cambuulo Tonight

    Cambuulo Tonight Poultry in motion

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    Listening to BBC somali:mjlol:

    Nigga are you 50 or something?:drakelaugh:
     
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