Things you didn’t know were Forbidden in Christianity

[Qeelbax]

And smt about wearing cotton right?

-They can’t have “round haircuts” or cut their beards
- Original football with pigskin as a ball is also prohibited
- fortune telling
- Wearing polyster and mixed fabric
- technically they aren’t allowed to divorce either

Look at this one

Whether you’ve been castrated or lost one or two balls to cancer isn’t important. The Bible doesn’t get that specific. It just says you can’t pray.

Deuteronomy 23:1 reads (this is the God’s Word translation, which spells it out better), “A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord.”

Oh, and the next verse says that if you’re a bastard, the child of a bastard… or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can’t come to church or synagogue either.


Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, “No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”

Bible said once a bastard, always a bastard

- Wearing gold
- Eating shellfish

The funniest one is that it’s forbidden for Christians to “pull out”

 

[Xoxoxo]

-They can’t have “round haircuts” or cut their beards
- Original football with pigskin as a ball is also prohibited
- fortune telling
- Wearing polyster and mixed fabric
- technically they aren’t allowed to divorce either

Look at this one

Whether you’ve been castrated or lost one or two balls to cancer isn’t important. The Bible doesn’t get that specific. It just says you can’t pray.

Deuteronomy 23:1 reads (this is the God’s Word translation, which spells it out better), “A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord.”

Oh, and the next verse says that if you’re a bastard, the child of a bastard… or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can’t come to church or synagogue either.


Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, “No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”

Bible said once a bastard, always a bastard

- Wearing gold
- Eating shellfish

The funniest one is that it’s forbidden for Christians to “pull out”

ITS WHAT


wow they really do everything BUT follow their rules. It’s better that way Christian’s are already irritating without following their books

 

[Qeelbax]

Funny things that are allowed

Women should wear head coverings:

"For if a woman does not cover her head, let her also have her hair cut off; but if it is disgraceful for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, let her cover her head."
(1 Corinthians 11:6)

Women shouldn’t talk or ask questions in church:

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."
(1 Corinthians 14)

 

[Dooyo]

-They can’t have “round haircuts” or cut their beards
- Original football with pigskin as a ball is also prohibited
- fortune telling
- Wearing polyster and mixed fabric
- technically they aren’t allowed to divorce either

Look at this one

Whether you’ve been castrated or lost one or two balls to cancer isn’t important. The Bible doesn’t get that specific. It just says you can’t pray.

Deuteronomy 23:1 reads (this is the God’s Word translation, which spells it out better), “A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord.”

Oh, and the next verse says that if you’re a bastard, the child of a bastard… or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can’t come to church or synagogue either.


Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, “No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord.”

Bible said once a bastard, always a bastard

- Wearing gold
- Eating shellfish

The funniest one is that it’s forbidden for Christians to “pull out”

Wow. Their God is savage. Once a bastard, always a bastard took me OUT loool. And they still deny that the Bible was tampered with.

 

[Keep it a boqol]

damn if I was born Christian I’d probably become an atheist and stay that way for the rest of my life