The shame of khatheads

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Connoisseurs of khat, I wanted to enlighten other Somalis onto your great shame. I recently found out that khat causes diarrhea :mjlol:.

How can you be addicted a dug that is not very addictive, that is not potent, and is diarrhea inducing. :deadrose:
:deadpeter: And how do you guys use it to the point your teeth turn black?


Bloody xoolo.
 
Spontaneous Ejaculation is another one.

Buddy of mine was chewing once and he blew a load spontaneously in his macawees—Total buzz kill.

:susp:
 
Connoisseurs of khat, I wanted to enlighten other Somalis onto your great shame. I recently found out that khat causes diarrhea :mjlol:.

How can you be addicted a dug that is not very addictive, that is not potent, and is diarrhea inducing. :deadrose:
:deadpeter: And how do you guys use it to the point your teeth turn black?


Bloody xoolo.


It's another reason why they're so skinny
 

KULTA

f*ck you im from Mudug
Spontaneous Ejaculation is another one.

Buddy of mine was chewing once and he blew a load spontaneously in his macawees—Total buzz kill.

:susp:

WTF:williamswtf::williamswtf::williamswtf:

All the khat using niggas stay the f*ck away
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This thread is an insult to proud cheek bloated Cushites everywhere. Typical westernized guy insulting our noble leaf. First the foreigners destroyed our fauna and now they want to destroy our flora. Warya, jaad is a botanical blessing. It will adorn the Somali flag as the maple leaf adorns the Canadian flag.
 

xisaabiye

Ibnu Suxuufi Ibnu Al Dhoobe
This thread is an insult to proud cheek bloated Cushites everywhere. Typical westernized guy insulting our noble leaf. First the foreigners destroyed our fauna and now they want to destroy our flora. Warya, jaad is a botanical blessing. It will adorn the Somali flag as the maple leaf adorns the Canadian flag.

uusheg
waa geedka barakeysane baalal balaga yeelo samada sare balagu duula:rejoice:
I want to get some qaat seeds & grow it in my yard:ohhhdamn:
 

Madaxkuti

FieldMarshalMadaxkuti
uusheg
waa geedka barakeysane baalal balaga yeelo samada sare balagu duula:rejoice:
I want to get some qaat seeds & grow it in my yard:ohhhdamn:
You mean its a cursed plant through which we lose hundreds of millions of dollars to our enemies every year that could have been used in development.
Its our opium :jcoleno::kendrickcry:
 
uusheg
waa geedka barakeysane baalal balaga yeelo samada sare balagu duula:rejoice:
I want to get some qaat seeds & grow it in my yard:ohhhdamn:
The noble leaf has proven medicinal properties so you're well within your rights to plant an acre or two. Jaad seeds cure cancer, that's how powerful it is. I even heard from the highest scientific authorities it can cure death. We are truly blessed.
 

xisaabiye

Ibnu Suxuufi Ibnu Al Dhoobe
You mean its a cursed plant through which we lose hundreds of millions of dollars to our enemies every year that could have been used in development.
Its our opium :jcoleno::kendrickcry:
I don't have an addictive personality besides qaat gives me MAX brain powergiphy.gif
 
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