The matrix is real

[Guuleed08]

Humans are all slaves this shit is real trust me. It doesn't matter if you are a European or African the matrix is there.

The really and I mean really interesting question is whats the aim of it

 

[jemappelle]

Humans are all slaves this shit is real trust me. It doesn't matter if you are a European or African the matrix is there.

The really and I mean really interesting question is whats the aim of it

Shut up blud

 

[hinters]

After spending my entire day watching andrew tate videos I got up from my chair and tried to leave my room, I realized I was too fat and the door was too narrow, so I had to go through sideways. I left the house, also exiting sideways due to my immense weight. I walked up to a girl on the sidewalk and asked for her number to which she said I stink and told me to get away from her or else she'd call the police. This must be the work of the matrix.

 

[jemappelle]

After spending my entire day watching andrew tate videos I got up from my chair and tried to leave my room, I realized I was too fat and the door was too narrow, so I had to go through sideways. I left the house, also exiting sideways due to my immense weight. I walked up to a girl on the sidewalk and asked for her number to which she said I stink and told me to get away from her or else she'd call the police. This must be the work of the matrix smh.

You sound like @Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid

 

[hinters]

You sound like @Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid

Lmao I was trying to immitate him.

 

[jemappelle]

Lmao I was trying to immitate him.

Your first part was good, you need more practice though, it needs to be so ignorant and nonsensical that it makes u bust out laughing, but also a sense of realism and sarcasm to it

 

[hinters]

Your first part was good, you need more practice though, it needs to be so ignorant and nonsensical that it makes u bust out laughing, but also a sense of realism and sarcasm to it

I'll keep that in mind lol.

 

[jemappelle]

I'll keep that in mind lol.

Use his previous replies to threads as an example
Exhibit A:

Mark my words, The Noble Mujahid Mrs. Jones will bring about a new caliphate, inshallah.

Its stupid but funny
Exhibit B:

This will be good for my business, i run a diamond mine around 75 kilometers out of Goma, A city within the democratic republic of the congo. The location makes it especially difficult for my child laborers to escape.

This is more realisitic, because this stuff happens in real life, the funny part is that he as admitting to it and bluntly saying he is going to do something terrible unironically.
Exhibit C:

this is the face of a hardened criminal, I advise you tread carefully.

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[TekNiKo]

My dream is to escape the matrix but alas as time goes by I only death as the only option..