ArchBishopofAtheism
Intellectual saqajaan
The ashy Abdi equation is a precise mathematical equation that describes how ashy the typical Abdi is. It accounts for such factors as the number of years post high school sitting at home, the amount of time spent at coffee shops doing fadhi kudirir, how unfit they are, and for kicks, how bad their hairline has receded in this time. Here’s the equation.
I’ve concluded that a score of 10 is the bare minimum you can have once you plug in your information. The higher you score, the worse it is. A score of around 6 is ideal.
Here’s how I came to this 10 conclusion. I assumed that you are 5 years post high school without enrolling in post secondary education, that you spend 2 hours a week at coffee shops, that your hairline has only receded 1.5 inches so far and that your waist to hip ratio is a miserable 0.5. If you score a 10, you still have a chance. If you score higher, you are finished.
Fun fact, @R.Kelly ’s calculation is 53.
I’ve concluded that a score of 10 is the bare minimum you can have once you plug in your information. The higher you score, the worse it is. A score of around 6 is ideal.
Here’s how I came to this 10 conclusion. I assumed that you are 5 years post high school without enrolling in post secondary education, that you spend 2 hours a week at coffee shops, that your hairline has only receded 1.5 inches so far and that your waist to hip ratio is a miserable 0.5. If you score a 10, you still have a chance. If you score higher, you are finished.
Fun fact, @R.Kelly ’s calculation is 53.
