inflorescence
The Horn ~~~
Well not change. They said they’ve always felt like this throughout your marriage. Not just the marriage. Their whole life.
Faraax: Your wife cut her hair into a fade and ditched the hijab. She’s not a woman anymore, so no hijab. She has hit the gym and made progress! The testosterone added something too. She can now bend you like a twig. You cant run away with those digaag legs bro, she’ll find you.
to this:
Xalimo: Your husband of many years woke up and suddenly: You cant find your make-up? What happened to your bra? You bought many pairs and they’re all gone now???
And you see your husband: with your make-up and your bra. He is determined to become the instagram baddie of his dreams whatever you like it or not. Comments that he looks more like a woman than you ever did. Insists that you’re the breadwinner from now on while he stays at home. He has been spotted hanging around the womens bathroom in public places making everyone else uncomfortable. You cannot divorce because the online mob he’s involved with will hunt you down so get used to sharing bras
He went from this:
To this:
&&
Finally:
I
I am waiting.

Faraax: Your wife cut her hair into a fade and ditched the hijab. She’s not a woman anymore, so no hijab. She has hit the gym and made progress! The testosterone added something too. She can now bend you like a twig. You cant run away with those digaag legs bro, she’ll find you.

to this:

Xalimo: Your husband of many years woke up and suddenly: You cant find your make-up? What happened to your bra? You bought many pairs and they’re all gone now???
And you see your husband: with your make-up and your bra. He is determined to become the instagram baddie of his dreams whatever you like it or not. Comments that he looks more like a woman than you ever did. Insists that you’re the breadwinner from now on while he stays at home. He has been spotted hanging around the womens bathroom in public places making everyone else uncomfortable. You cannot divorce because the online mob he’s involved with will hunt you down so get used to sharing bras
He went from this:

To this:

&&
Finally:

I am waiting.

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