Hello ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be your guide and saleswoman today for these fine bucks you can spend your bucks on.
This is the newer version of @Radical old Slave Trade Thread.
Let’s get this show started
@Basra ($2000)
She may come off as a eccentric oddball but don’t fret. She’s worth the most and will be a dutiful servant. During her time here she has been the hardest worker with over 40,000 cookie points. It was very hard to catch her but our slave catchers are top class, there is no pokemon that we can’t enslave.
@Sheikh Kulkuli ($1000)
I wasn’t going to sell any OGs as slaves but since he insists that I’m a sheegato, I must teach him who’s boss. As an OG, it was impossible to catch him in the normal way. We had to sneak into his village at night, go into his home, then have 10 200-pound men suffocate him with pillows while he was sleeping. Overall, he’s strong and smart but he’s been whipped the most for disobedience. While working on the fields, I’ve heard him murmur “unukeh leh unukeh leh”.
@Djokovic ($500)
He was by the easiest catch. He saw us running up to him with chains but he didn’t try to protest. He told us that he is an Arab Somali and that he’s above enslavement because of his Caucasian phenotype. An absurd young fellow. He tried to jump off the slave ship when he finally realized he was made a slave. At night, we hear him sleep talk about how he’s destined to be free as he’s an Arab Somali in the Arab League. Poor guy but he’s a great worker. I recommend him for climbing date trees.
@DR OSMAN ($500)
By far our hardest worker, both in the fields and in the house. He is diligent, hardworking (sometimes too hardworking). He never gets tired, but there is a downside. He doesn’t shut up either and goes on long monologues….rants if you will. He gets on my nerves and I must pull out the whip. He’ll last you a long time. Keep your wife/sister away from him though.
($300-$499)
@Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid
@Kane
@Abdisamad
@reer
@Bundasliga
@Neero
@Periplus
($100-$299)
@SanaLaporte
@Roorigeg
@repo
@World
@SPMLegend
@Danakiil
($10-$99)
@convincation
@Libaax-Joore
@kulane
@NobleHawiyeMan
@Gadhwayne
@DRACO
@JohnCena
@Abu Hesi
@King Khufu
@Lostbox
@Waamoking
(DOLLAR STORE $)
@malab
@Psychologist
@Sheikh Google
@Rocktheboat
@Apollo
@JackieBurkhart
(FREE)
@AMusee
@Ahmed123-
@anonimo
@bidenkulaha
@Hamzza
@NordicSomali
@OffTheDome
@TekNiKo
@Reformed J
@xoogster
@Username
@Aibolsun
(Will pay undisclosed price for you to get him off my hands)
@Aegon
Choose your pick, who do you want to buy?
This is the newer version of @Radical old Slave Trade Thread.
Let’s get this show started
@Basra ($2000)
She may come off as a eccentric oddball but don’t fret. She’s worth the most and will be a dutiful servant. During her time here she has been the hardest worker with over 40,000 cookie points. It was very hard to catch her but our slave catchers are top class, there is no pokemon that we can’t enslave.
@Sheikh Kulkuli ($1000)
I wasn’t going to sell any OGs as slaves but since he insists that I’m a sheegato, I must teach him who’s boss. As an OG, it was impossible to catch him in the normal way. We had to sneak into his village at night, go into his home, then have 10 200-pound men suffocate him with pillows while he was sleeping. Overall, he’s strong and smart but he’s been whipped the most for disobedience. While working on the fields, I’ve heard him murmur “unukeh leh unukeh leh”.
@Djokovic ($500)
He was by the easiest catch. He saw us running up to him with chains but he didn’t try to protest. He told us that he is an Arab Somali and that he’s above enslavement because of his Caucasian phenotype. An absurd young fellow. He tried to jump off the slave ship when he finally realized he was made a slave. At night, we hear him sleep talk about how he’s destined to be free as he’s an Arab Somali in the Arab League. Poor guy but he’s a great worker. I recommend him for climbing date trees.
@DR OSMAN ($500)
By far our hardest worker, both in the fields and in the house. He is diligent, hardworking (sometimes too hardworking). He never gets tired, but there is a downside. He doesn’t shut up either and goes on long monologues….rants if you will. He gets on my nerves and I must pull out the whip. He’ll last you a long time. Keep your wife/sister away from him though.
($300-$499)
@Yusuf Abdi Ali Rashid
@Kane
@Abdisamad
@reer
@Bundasliga
@Neero
@Periplus
($100-$299)
@SanaLaporte
@Roorigeg
@repo
@World
@SPMLegend
@Danakiil
($10-$99)
@convincation
@Libaax-Joore
@kulane
@NobleHawiyeMan
@Gadhwayne
@DRACO
@JohnCena
@Abu Hesi
@King Khufu
@Lostbox
@Waamoking
(DOLLAR STORE $)
@malab
@Psychologist
@Sheikh Google
@Rocktheboat
@Apollo
@JackieBurkhart
(FREE)
@AMusee
@Ahmed123-
@anonimo
@bidenkulaha
@Hamzza
@NordicSomali
@OffTheDome
@TekNiKo
@Reformed J
@xoogster
@Username
@Aibolsun
(Will pay undisclosed price for you to get him off my hands)
@Aegon
Choose your pick, who do you want to buy?
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