Something Inexplicable Just Happened

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

I was just sitting outside my house and this car full of Somalis pulls up. As soon as they open the door I can smell the weed from 20m and literally see the smoke. Two of the morons get out of the car and start to have an incoherent, drunken, high conversation about issues, alternating between English and Somali. Apparently they came here to drop my neighbors son off.

I wasn’t paying attention until they started talking about ‘removing the heads from the bodies’. I quickly turned my head and I’m like wtf?!?! They start talking about what kind of knives they like to use and how many they can decapitate per minute. At this point I’m stunned and I start taking notes on my phone for the inevitable police investigation.

They get into the car and screach off. Before making the report to police, I talk to my neighbor and tell him what I heard. It turns out his son and the rest of the retards in that car work at Lilly dale, a chicken factory in Edmonton and they cut chickens heads off for a living.

I almost had a heart attack. I breathed an epic sigh of relief and later went.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

You always gave me Randall vibes and you proved it tonight.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

You always gave me Randall vibes and you proved it tonight.

But how would you react if you heard people talking about decapitating?

 

[.279]

You always gave me Randall vibes and you proved it tonight.

MISS FINSTER!

 

[Starscream]

I was just sitting outside my house and this car full of Somalis pulls up. As soon as they open the door I can smell the weed from 20m and literally see the smoke. Two of the morons get out of the car and start to have an incoherent, drunken, high conversation about issues, alternating between English and Somali. Apparently they came here to drop my neighbors son off.

I wasn’t paying attention until they started talking about ‘removing the heads from the bodies’. I quickly turned my head and I’m like wtf?!?! They start talking about what kind of knives they like to use and how many they can decapitate per minute. At this point I’m stunned and I start taking notes on my phone for the inevitable police investigation.

They get into the car and skrrt off. Before making the report to police, I talk to my neighbor and tell him what I heard. It turns out his son and the rest of the retards in that car work at Lilly dale, a chicken factory in Edmonton and they cut chickens heads off for a living.

I almost had a heart attack. I breathed an epic sigh of relief and later went.

Fixed it for you snitch

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Fixed it for you snitch

Big lipped khaniis. @Reiko mock him.

 

[xisaabiye]

I was just sitting outside my house and this car full of Somalis pulls up. As soon as they open the door I can smell the weed from 20m and literally see the smoke. Two of the morons get out of the car and start to have an incoherent, drunken, high conversation about issues, alternating between English and Somali. Apparently they came here to drop my neighbors son off.

I wasn’t paying attention until they started talking about ‘removing the heads from the bodies’. I quickly turned my head and I’m like wtf?!?! They start talking about what kind of knives they like to use and how many they can decapitate per minute. At this point I’m stunned and I start taking notes on my phone for the inevitable police investigation.

They get into the car and screach off. Before making the report to police, I talk to my neighbor and tell him what I heard. It turns out his son and the rest of the retards in that car work at Lilly dale, a chicken factory in Edmonton and they cut chickens heads off for a living.

I almost had a heart attack. I breathed an epic sigh of relief and later went.

Dude was covering for his boys, chickens are cut by machinery. You're a dead man, better take that shahada budds