So i am watching Good morning America this morning, and they had a pop culture segment. Mona Kosar Abdi was giving out all the news, a cute professional Somali pride who has hit National journalism, and then her co worker-of course a black woman said-- how can i talk about Netflix now when u did such an excellent job? She was being complimentary and jealous yes, but Mona could have handled it better. U know what Mona said????
"Girl--u dont have to worry-- you have Job Security"
Huh?
The White man sitting next to an Asian woman anchor was in such a painful disposition flare on his face, he actually gazed at the sky hoping God will throw some help walaahi. The Asian woman anchor sat next to him, she was totally clueless as to what was going on. Poor Asians--they are invisible to the naked eyes.
Anyway----back to this fcking Mona. Now why bring up such a heavy subject like job security so randomly like that? I know she is open book and genuine and not fake. Mona was trying to return the compliment using the depth of genuine-ness But walaahi in this world u need some potion of fakeness in YOU. The trick or achievement is to balance both Fakeness & Genuine-ness. Or Authenticity. Especially at work.
ALL she needed to do was throw a big fcuking fake smile and say:
Thank you hon,......
......you just made my day!
That is a sweet way of taking that awkward jealous compliment & twisting it in a classy way back at ratchet madoow woman.
Did u see what i did there? Fake Humbleness. (deep down i want her to continue to praise me till sun dawn)
And the sad thing is -walaaahi she is very good at her job. Mashalaah. Excellently professional. She has good timing, speaks very well, look very sexy and professional, what do u expect from somali huh? Me proud.
(and thats why the madoow woman was jealous. I mean, if i can deduce in that small snippet of time how good she is at her job, imagine people working with her all the time.)
Please Somalis try to polish yourself a little bit.
Reminds me of Richard Gere & Julia Roberts movie- "PRETTY WOMAN" -where Julia played a street hooker who fell in love with her client billionaire named Edward. (aint that a posh name?) He took her, or rather flew her to a famous San Francisco Opera. After finishing watching, she cried, obviously moved by the Italian melodramatic opera. A nosey white ayeeyo like me--tapped her shoulder and asked-- Did u enjoy the Opera dear???
Julia Roberts character named Vivian responded in tears:
"It was sooooo good and moving-- i almost pee'ed in my panty"
The look on the face of the white ayeeyo had me rolling to pee for real looooooooooool
and then Edward shocked what his date said to the poor old posh woman-- quickly saved it. He leaned down to the ayeeyo and said
"She said-- she liked this one better than The Pananzta musical
and the ayeeyo obviously NOT FOOLED. but polish-ly nodded her head in agreement, but also gazed at the sky and counted her fingers- figuring if what she heard is what she heard! loooooooooooooooooooooool
Mona Kosar Abdi - Wikipedia
"Girl--u dont have to worry-- you have Job Security"
Huh?
The White man sitting next to an Asian woman anchor was in such a painful disposition flare on his face, he actually gazed at the sky hoping God will throw some help walaahi. The Asian woman anchor sat next to him, she was totally clueless as to what was going on. Poor Asians--they are invisible to the naked eyes.
Anyway----back to this fcking Mona. Now why bring up such a heavy subject like job security so randomly like that? I know she is open book and genuine and not fake. Mona was trying to return the compliment using the depth of genuine-ness But walaahi in this world u need some potion of fakeness in YOU. The trick or achievement is to balance both Fakeness & Genuine-ness. Or Authenticity. Especially at work.
ALL she needed to do was throw a big fcuking fake smile and say:
Did u see what i did there? Fake Humbleness. (deep down i want her to continue to praise me till sun dawn)
And the sad thing is -walaaahi she is very good at her job. Mashalaah. Excellently professional. She has good timing, speaks very well, look very sexy and professional, what do u expect from somali huh? Me proud.
Please Somalis try to polish yourself a little bit.
Reminds me of Richard Gere & Julia Roberts movie- "PRETTY WOMAN" -where Julia played a street hooker who fell in love with her client billionaire named Edward. (aint that a posh name?) He took her, or rather flew her to a famous San Francisco Opera. After finishing watching, she cried, obviously moved by the Italian melodramatic opera. A nosey white ayeeyo like me--tapped her shoulder and asked-- Did u enjoy the Opera dear???
Julia Roberts character named Vivian responded in tears:
"It was sooooo good and moving-- i almost pee'ed in my panty"
The look on the face of the white ayeeyo had me rolling to pee for real looooooooooool
and then Edward shocked what his date said to the poor old posh woman-- quickly saved it. He leaned down to the ayeeyo and said
"She said-- she liked this one better than The Pananzta musical
and the ayeeyo obviously NOT FOOLED. but polish-ly nodded her head in agreement, but also gazed at the sky and counted her fingers- figuring if what she heard is what she heard! loooooooooooooooooooooool
Mona Kosar Abdi - Wikipedia
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