Somalia should leave the Arab League (not political thread)

[BANTU]

This nacas Egyptian said to me today..."You're Somali? Do you speak Arabic?"

Me: "No, I speak Somali."

Him: "Swahili?"

Me: "No, Somali."

Him: "Is that like Swahili?"

Me: "...No, it's its own language."

Him: "But a lot of Somalis speak Arabic..."

Me: "Not natively, you would need a translator to get by in Somalia if you only knew Arabic."

Him: "But Somalia IS IN THE ARAB LEAGUE...HOW CAN YOU NOT SPEAK ARABIC IF YOU SAY YOU ARE ARABS?"


Me:

 

[Suspect]

Bantus should leave somalia.

 

[Slickback]

leeeesh 7abibi?

It's normally older ladies (particularly Sudanese) that speak arabic to me out of the blue, so I can't take the piss like that

You guys need to start trolling though, just make shit up as you go along like the AAs. Next person to try that, tell them arabic is bastardized Somali n we were the real ayyrabs

 

[Slickback]

Bantus should leave somalia.

OP you baited 2 many people with that name. She is not even bantu, I'd bet my left nut on it

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Bantus are not ethnic Somalis they’re guest .5 like barawanis and Arabs and Indians so don’t claim Somali yaa Madow

 

[BANTU]

@Slickback all I know is marhaba shlonek habibi ani zien macsalama

 

[Suspect]

Bantus are not ethnic Somalis they’re guest .5 like barawanis and Arabs and Indians so don’t claim Somali yaa Madow

Barawanis are somali waryaa I agree with the rest.

 

[BANTU]

@Slickback imma just say nacam and nod my head

 

[Muji]

Barawanis and reef xamar are not indigenous

 

[BANTU]

Wallahi I hate having an Arabic name, too. The amount of times I've had this comversation

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Barawanis are somali waryaa I agree with the rest.

If barawanis are Somali so are Bantus and Indians

 

[Mr.Haggis]

NO WE R ARABZ N SHIET.

 

[BirtaanJabin]

@Slickback imma just say nacam and nod my head

Naaya how did u make me rant for 4 posts to find out ur Ciidagale kkkk

 

[BirtaanJabin]

Tafadal akhi na7nu 3arab wa asli 3arab walakin ana kithab wa kulu 3arab yurid qatala somaliyuun and im wafflin

 

[BANTU]

Naaya how did u make me rant for 4 posts to find out ur Ciidagale kkkk

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[BirtaanJabin]

:siilaanyolaugh:

naaya i respect that laakin we wuz 3arab and shit

 

[BANTU]

@DalJecel what the f*ck are the numbers when yall type arabic? I always wondered but never bothered to google

 

[BirtaanJabin]

@DalJecel what the f*ck are the numbers when yall type arabic? I always wondered but never bothered to google

I know 5 means Kha and 3 means Cayn and 7 means Xaa and 2 is like Alif Hamza.
Btw im a waffler not a dhagacas

 

[Slickback]

@Slickback all I know is marhaba shlonek habibi ani zien macsalama

That's more than me

I only learned to cuss from Arab players in games when I was younger. Them motherfuckers are autistic as f*ck

 

[BANTU]

I know 5 means Kha and 3 means Cayn and 7 means Xaa and 2 is like Alif Hamza.
Btw im a waffler not a dhagacas

Why don't yall just type kh, c and x? Soomaali baan nahay deh