Somali women are spreading the gospel now

[Tdoug]

Somali habaryars are spreading the Jesus da'wah hardcore these days. Subhanallah we thought henny and HD o videos was the biggest obstacle to taqwa but now you've got 60 year old ayeeyos with henna on their hands, a colorful dirac on their back, and a walking stick to support their arthritis ridden legs bigging up the naked Palestinian with only a loincloth to cover his ceeb.

Once you get the holy ghost into a xalimo you can never talk her out of the kaniisad. It's hallelujah from dawn to dusk, and three Hail Marys from fajr to 'isha. Wallahi I've given up on this generation.

I used to think it was harmless for my eedo Fartun to have a Christmas tree this time of year, all those pretty lights and baubles, and that if she praised the Fatherless Nabi then, after all, he deserves to be praised, but after seeing all these xalimos with prayer bumps on their forehead from doing hours long sajdah for Ciise ibnu Maryam maybe it's not all as innocent as it seems.

Even I don't have prayer bumps, and I pray five times a day - seven, if you count two Sunnah prayers.

Waryaadha fear Allah, the Lord of the universe, and don't convert to the Jesus manhaj.

Wallahu Musta'aan.

 

[Muji]

Welcome back Bidar wanagsan

 

[YourBroMoe]

Would you look at that, we're just like every other race and ethnicity. Who would of thought?

 

[Tdoug]

Welcome back Bidar wanagsan

How many gaalo have you converted with your plunging cleavage huuno? We need your feminine charms in the missionary wars.

I've converted thirteen in recent years, but unfortunately some of them are still drinking Scotch whisky on the rocks

 

[Tdoug]

Would you look at that, we're just like every other race and ethnicity. Who would of thought?

Can’t fault you there my guy.
Christian xalimos make better wives than other xalimos. When you have a fight they turn the other cheek, all four of them. Can you imagine @Reiko turning any cheek? She'll want to use the strap-on against your cheeks saxib.

So we should be grateful for small mercies

 

[YourBroMoe]

Can’t fault you there my guy.
Christian xalimos make better wives than other xalimos. When you have a fight they turn the other cheek, all four of them. Can you imagine @Reiko turning any cheek? She'll want to use the strap-on against your cheeks saxib.

So we should be grateful for small mercies

@Reiko

 

[Basra]

How can she leave Islam for a religion that says Jesus is God????? Istaqfurulaaah

 

[mrlog]

@Tdoug are u who I think u are?
Walaahi bilaahi i’ma punch u in the neck on sight if I see u downtown in t.dot

 

[Arma]

They're not Somali women. They're Amxaaro. Islam and Somalinimo go hand in hand.
Once you leave Islam, you're no longer Somali in my books.

 

[mrlog]

How can leave Islam for a religion that says Jesus is God????? Istaqfurulaaah

Basraaay walaalo the dhaxan is here.
I need busto el-natural
Boos makaa banaan yahay huuno ?

 

[4head]

I respect them for being that brave!