Somali men have terrible game

[chink-in-a-box]

really makes me think

 

[Reclesstuga]

really makes me think

'Really makes you think huh' -Thomas 2k16

 

[moravia]

If that guy is trying to confirm your ethnicity before flirting then why is he asking the question in Somali?

 

[DeadStar]

I’m munching on my subway enjoying the comments.

 

[DeadStar]

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[Duale]

Somali men have terrible game

All these girls are complaining about Somali men having terrible game. Abayo, why don't you explain to all of us how we can improve our non-existent game.

 

[BetterAkhlaq]

we muslim. a majority of niggas don't have practice picking up females since most of them been taught it was haram.

so you have three types of dudes:

1. The guy that is saving himself for marriage aint interested in interacting with females, just focusing on making his guap.

2.the nigga that don't give af about whats haram or not, and just wants some pussy. Most likely he is pretty decent with picking up chicks and has had a lot of practice

3. the dude who has been pure a majority of his life but decided to say f*ck it, so he starts interaticing with females but isn't as experienced. starts of kind of cringey but after awhile gets the hang of it.


I noticed females mess with dudes like #2. than just trash all men in general on social media. #1 niggas try not to make themselves available to females, and #3 niggas are to shy. So they stuck with the "niggas aint shit" dudes, hoping that he becomes better, but in reality that nigga just wants to get some pussy.

Shit, if that isn't true, so which one are you?

 

[BetterAkhlaq]

WHAT WILL SATISFY YOU!???

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Shit, if that isn't true, so which one are you?

I was on the verge of being number 3 but hopped back on being #1. Let me earned this currency first

 

[Jake from State Farm]

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What sandwich combo is that. I need a new sandwich to eat at subway. I usually get a meatball sub or just A basic tuna with some lettuce and mayo

 

[DeadStar]

What sandwich combo is that. I need a new sandwich to eat at subway. I usually get a meatball sub or just A basic tuna with some lettuce and mayo

How u gon’ eat a sandwich with mayo? That’s cadaan people shit!

 

[Slickback]

What sandwich combo is that. I need a new sandwich to eat at subway. I usually get a meatball sub or just A basic tuna with some lettuce and mayo

Tuna from subway? Abti, you need to do better

Italian bmt or chicken pizziola is where it's @

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Make my pussy dry up kulaha uuuf

Imagine one day Some unsuspecting guy is going to get married to this dirt bag


Why approach xalimos if you don’t have any intentions of marrying them? More Time Xalimos are not even on my radar cause I don’t plan to get married In the west so I’m usually on the prawl for them Jessica Alba’s them gash get mash bashed and dashed swiftly and remorselessly in and out just like a robbery

 

[Jake from State Farm]

How u gon’ eat a sandwich with mayo? That’s cadaan people shit!

Bro mayo is a good condiment your tripping. Tuna with mayo is good af

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Tuna from subway? Abti, you need to do better

Italian bmt or chicken pizziola is where it's @

I will try those two.

 

[Muji]

Tuna from subway? Abti, you need to do better

Italian bmt or chicken pizziola is where it's @

With what sauce

 

[cinina]

Ew filthy meat eaters and @Abaay Abaay why did you have crisps in your sub, that should be a food crime

 

[Slickback]

With what sauce

Southwest and/or mayo, sometimes some honey mustard. I don't like to get adventurous in Subway

Ew filthy meat eaters and @Abaay Abaay why did you have crisps in your sub, that should be a food crime

S/o to the Somali hijabis from school that taught me to put Doritos in savoury sandwiches

 

[cinina]

S/o to the Somali hijabis from school that taught me to put Doritos in savoury sandwiches

I am well acquainted with this breed of scavenger xaliimo. She’ll be shouting with a 7up in her hand and dorito fingers stains on her scarf and coat. Nothing puts me off more than a thick musty ambiguous dorito smell SHAME ON YOU

 

[Slickback]

I am well acquainted with this breed of scavenger xaliimo. She’ll be shouting with a 7up in her hand and dorito fingers stains on her scarf and coat. Nothing puts me off more than a thick musty ambiguous dorito smell SHAME ON YOU

the accuracy in this post brings back memories from when I got trafficked to the UK

I honestly thought it was just a UK thing, so I just went along with it. I remember they'd sit around during lunch or tutor time and mix & match doritos in their sandwiches