Somali Guy got in the way of an cadan guy asking for my number

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  1. Knowles

    Knowles A xalimo who loves spaghetti and dogs

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    I was speaking to a cadan guy from my class. He is 6 ft 2; rock hard abs; green eyes and a great smile. When an ugly 5’5 farax with a receding hairline who smelt like an ashtray came up to me and asked for my number

    I had to pretend I couldn’t hear him until my white bae stopped talking and looked at him. I politely told him I’m not somali and he should stick to his own kind; that I was from Spain and Jamaica but the guy was persistent and started speaking in Somali. My white bae walked away at this point and then I went on to curse this farax out. Somali men please stop hitting on me I’m not interested. Most Somali girls aren’t interested so find someone else.

    @Reiko @sophisticate what’s the best way to repel Somali men?
     
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  2. Knowles

    Knowles A xalimo who loves spaghetti and dogs

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    @Emily are you still engaged to that farax ?
     
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  4. nine

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    I would've done the same :drakelaugh::russ:
     
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  5. A_A

    A_A Islamic Fanfiction Writer

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    I know what your doing, and I know how most people will react on here. Luckily I won’t turn down free entertainment.
     
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  6. Knowles

    Knowles A xalimo who loves spaghetti and dogs

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    It’s a true story

    Somali men love policing Somali women
     
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  7. A_A

    A_A Islamic Fanfiction Writer

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    Look I believe you, I really do. I also believe the earth is flat, Bush did 9/11 and the Dodo never went extinct.
     
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  8. Emily

    Emily Da queen VIP

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    No, I have been dating a white king since January :ahh:

    God bless white men :rejoice:
     
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  9. Knowles

    Knowles A xalimo who loves spaghetti and dogs

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    I’m happy for you sis

    White men are the standard of handsomeness
     
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  10. East side

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    Loool even mods are trolls in this forum
     
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  11. Kanini

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    Okay sis

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    When @Knowles prays, salaada waxay ku xidhataa "somali guys" waxayna kaga baxdaa "somali guys".:mjkkk:
     
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    The white guy surely could've been a revert with a criminal record. I'm sure the Somali guy was trying to save his Somali sister from danger. He didn't want you to become a miserable single mother raising bastard children. That makes him a hero in your creative writing and fictional storytelling.
    :obama:
     
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  14. East side

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    Also if you gonna make a scenoria up atleast make it sound like white guy had any interest in you. Its like you are chasing the guy. Any guy who has interest in a girl and some fool comes out of nowhere to harass her will say something. Instead he walked out on you and left you there lol. You looking bad here sis
     
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    kickz Engineer of Qandala

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    :ulyin:But you dont speak af Somali
     
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  16. Knowles

    Knowles A xalimo who loves spaghetti and dogs

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    How do you know ?
     
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    @Knowles at her local mosque, beating all the other xaliimos to the board, writing her name down for the next cadaan revert.:trumpsmirk:
     
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    Go to the nearest frat house and get gang banged if you want saan cadde gus. Youre not gonna find sympathy on here
    :camby:
     
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  20. Knowles

    Knowles A xalimo who loves spaghetti and dogs

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    Looooooooooooooooool

    I’m waiting outside the mosque

    Can’t let @Reiko beat me to Richard
     
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