Somali couples stop having sex after their 40s

Mckenzie

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Before you start laughing at the thread title, let me explain the backstory :mjlol:

I hit up a chew spot for the first time in months, it's usually quiet but tonight i overheard some odays calaacaling about how all their Mrs won't give it up. One said his ting been having back problems from years of childbearing yet doesn't approve of him wifeying another ting:jaynerd: she was threatening to take his kids away and even shaming him

"Way iga fariisatay" :mjlol:

"*****oyinka jidadka taagan inaan habeenku hoonka gaariga ku yeero baa ii haysta" :drakelaugh::drakelaugh:

Why do Malis pop out so many youts and give up on a great sex life? Wallahi i've seen cadaan GILFS but NEVER a Somali GILF. Even Somali MILFs are rare. They literally trap you and won't even make you feel fulfilled

Word of advice to my Xaliimos, if you wanna keep your man, make him look forward to coming home to you. Otherwise he's gonna leave your buuq and head to the luuq.:birdman:
 

Guts

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Before you start laughing at the thread title, let me explain the backstory :mjlol:

I hit up a chew spot for the first time in months, it's usually quiet but tonight i overheard some odays calaacaling about how all their Mrs won't give it up. One said his ting been having back problems from years of childbearing yet doesn't approve of him wifeying another ting:jaynerd: she was threatening to take his kids away and even shaming him

"Way iga fariisatay" :mjlol:

"*****oyinka jidadka taagan inaan habeenku hoonka gaariga ku yeero baa ii haysta" :drakelaugh::drakelaugh:

Why do Malis pop out so many youts and give up on a great sex life? Wallahi i've seen cadaan GILFS but NEVER a Somali GILF. Even Somali MILFs are rare. They literally trap you and won't even make you feel fulfilled

Word of advice to my Xaliimos, if you wanna keep your man, make him look forward to coming home to you. Otherwise he's gonna leave your buuq and head to the luuq.:birdman:
I mean it’s less enjoyable for the xalimos as half of their vagina is gone :russ:
 

Mckenzie

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I mean it’s less enjoyable for the xalimos as half of their vagina is gone :russ:

They should do the right thing and let him enjoy himself in old age with a new ting, but thank God for Viagra sxb, haduu ka demo bahasha dee nolol ma jirto :mjkkk:

We felt bad and tried to get them to sugar daddy a few Insta baddies, but they weren't willing to give us our admin fee :francis:
 

Mckenzie

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I thought Somali men were saints that didn't have sex. Those children just came about with too much prayer.

Didn't have sex? They are regular brothel visitors. :mjlol:

After the Somali male population discovered the Condom in the 90s, they have been ku aasing so much even @rkelly baa xishoon laha
 

Mckenzie

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You realize they can still carry STIs, right?

Condoms are like 99% effective. It is next to impossible to catch something.

If you're talking about brothels, these women are career sex workers, they probably get tested regularly.
 

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I thought Somali men were saints that didn't have sex. Those children just came about with too much prayer.
Soph Soph Soph

You always talked about wanting tall and built men. You do realize they're likely to have a very high testosterone level which equals high libido (crazy sex drive)? If you're truly asexual then you cannot handle them. You're not built for them.

Somali men have 993 ng/dl of testosterone on average which is higher than most ethnic groups on this planet. I truly feel sorry for you. Might as well marry a weak miskeen ajnabi.
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Sophisticate

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Condoms are like 99% effective. It is next to impossible to catch something.

If you're talking about brothels, these women are career sex workers, they probably get tested regularly.

More like 98% effective and not against all i.e. herpes, warts and syphilis. 2% is too great a risk. Are they entirely focused on lust, or something? Sounds whorish to place your wee-wee over your safety.
 
More like 98% effective and not against all i.e. herpes, warts and syphilis. 2% is too great a risk. Are they entirely focused on lust, or something? Sounds whorish to place your wee-wee over your safety.

@sophisticate

During my freshman Uni days, I used to deliver Pizza and one night, I delivered pizza to a brothel and guess who I saw wearing jeans and a T-shirt? A well known Somali Imam here chatting and laughing with the brothel madam. I even told my dad and after we had a yarn about him, he advised me to seal my mouth. I see him warning the youth about Zina. @Mckenzie is right, brothels are popular with old Somali men.
 

Mckenzie

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My condolences Mr @Mckenzie and I hope that one day soon, your flag will rise up again and start enjoying it. I heard khaat causes impotency, chew less.

Sxb the flag is only going down when i die, no pun intended.

A bit of garaabo never hurt anyone
More like 98% effective and not against all i.e. herpes, warts and syphilis. 2% is too great a risk. Are they entirely focused on lust, or something? Sounds whorish to place your wee-wee over your safety.

Walalo drop the books and drop your pants too, sex is the greatest feeling in the World. It doesn't matter if it's lust or not.

Somali men love to breed us like cattle then act surprised that the cattle has no energy after chasing after 30 little rascals.

You get an exemption, mother iyo wife fiican baa tahay, no husband should ever leave you :it0tdo8:
 

Sophisticate

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Soph Soph Soph

You always talked about wanting tall and built men. You do realize they're likely to have a very high testosterone level which equals high libido (crazy sex drive)? If you're truly asexual then you cannot handle them. You're not built for them.

Somali men have 993 ng/dl of testosterone on average which is higher than most ethnic groups on this planet. I truly feel sorry for you. Might as well marry a weak miskeen ajnabi.
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I'm willing to sacrifice myself at the altar of asexuality for an ambitious Samaroon stallion. He'll get to go to a secret room no one's been to. I guess that means something to men. I'm a generous Xalimo and very willing to spoil someone with unwavering devotion. He must be able to fight no kill for me. Or I don't want him. I'm an all or nothing kind of dame.
 

Mckenzie

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@sophisticate

During my freshman Uni days, I used to deliver Pizza and one night, I delivered pizza to a brothel and guess who I saw wearing jeans and a T-shirt? A well known Somali Imam here chatting and laughing with the brothel madam. I even told my dad and after we had a yarn about him, he advised me to seal my mouth. I see him warning the youth about Zina. @Mckenzie is right, brothels are popular with old Somali men.

It's popular with Somali cabbies. When i use to go out in Central, i seen them line up the streets of Leicester Square. I asked one dude what prices he was getting, he told me the Thai *****es are on first name basis with him, 20 for the whole thing. They charge cadaans double :gucciwhat:
 

Sophisticate

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Walalo drop the books and drop your pants too, sex is the greatest feeling in the World. It doesn't matter if it's lust or not.

That's where we differ. It does matter very much and is not something to do wastefully with just about anyone. Perhaps, I'm old school but I'm committed to my ideals and I choose a lifetime over a good time.
 

Sophisticate

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@sophisticate

During my freshman Uni days, I used to deliver Pizza and one night, I delivered pizza to a brothel and guess who I saw wearing jeans and a T-shirt? A well known Somali Imam here chatting and laughing with the brothel madam. I even told my dad and after we had a yarn about him, he advised me to seal my mouth. I see him warning the youth about Zina. @Mckenzie is right, brothels are popular with old Somali men.

That sounds repugnant. Why stay married to 'men' like that?:nahgirl: It defeats the purpose of marriage, right?
 

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Sxb the flag is only going down when i die, no pun intended.

A bit of garaabo never hurt anyone


Walalo drop the books and drop your pants too, sex is the greatest feeling in the World. It doesn't matter if it's lust or not.



You get an exemption, mother iyo wife fiican baa tahay, no husband should ever leave you :it0tdo8:
Drop your books iyo drop your pants hayaay :shookgabre:
 

Mckenzie

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That's where we differ. It does matter very much and is not something to do wastefully with just about anyone. Perhaps, I'm old school but I'm committed to my ideals and I choose a lifetime over a good time.

If you were old school you'd have no say, nin baa laguu qalqaali adigoo 16 ah.

You won't get a guy to kill for you, not with the Economy in this state today.
 

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