Say.....Caudubilaahi minal Shaitaani Rajiim! I seek Protection of Allaah swt from Shaitaan!

[Basra]

So ....i don't know either it is the effects of me over-dosing on listening to too much of Islamic Khutbahs from my online favorite Muftis & Sheikhs, but either way, Shaitaan or the devil has decided to come after me with vengence. As i was having the most luxurious sleep i ever had in a long time, One of my Sheikhs appeared in my dream. There was a grade C (thank God) sexual act going on between us, that when i woke up, i was like WTF??????

I don't want to get into details about the act, because really it was a PG 13 act Thank God. But the fact that Shaitaan will stoop that low astonishes me. (in the act, i ended up insulting the sheikh for a small size pee pee, which really says something of my obsession with the size, or my ever growing imaan that Shaitaan is threatened by)


What other messed up dreams driven by the DEVIL have u ever had?????

 

[embarassing]

 

[Muji]

@Jerome in the house @Sheikh @Steamdevolopment @nine

 

[Basra]

@Jerome in the house @Sheikh @Steamdevolopment @nine

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Why r u summoning your gang????? LOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Spiderman]

How you blaming the shaitaan and putting your nasty dreams out here. Nayaa that was you.

 

[Molotoff]

I prefer not to talk about my bad dreams, as it is not recommendable according to the principles of our faith.

 

[Basra]

How you blaming the shaitaan and putting your nasty dreams out here. Nayaa that was you.

Spiderman

It is a fact that Shaitaan holds ALL evils here on earth. That is his specialty. As a muslim, i hope u r one, u are allowed to do tobaah to Allaah swt and also blame Shaitaan for your sins

 

[Basra]

I prefer not to talk about my bad dreams, as it is not recommendable according to the principles of our faith.

It depends. If it is an evil sin, do as i did, kinda vaguely mention it and thats it. Dont go into Faxiisha details

 

[Spiderman]

Spiderman

It is a fact that Shaitaan holds ALL evils here on earth. That is his specialty. As a muslim, i hope u r one, u are allowed to do tobaah to Allaah swt and also blame Shaitaan for your sins

The devil don't make you have dreams about fucking a sheikh what type of Nigerian shit is that.

 

[Basra]

The devil don't make you have dreams about fucking a sheikh what type of Nigerian shit is that.

U a disbeliever, so u wont understand.

 

[Spiderman]

U a disbeliever, so u wont understand.

I'm pretty sure I believe what Allah said but nowhere in the Qur'an did they mention dreams about f'ing your sheikh
Wallahi that's just weird.

 

[Basra]

I'm pretty sure I believe what Allah said but nowhere in the Qur'an did they mention dreams about f'ing your sheikh
Wallahi that's just weird.View attachment 52721

loool

Jerome i think u didn't help your case by posting a gif of a negro who wear reading glasses like u and WHO looks like u in real life.

 

[Spiderman]

loool

Jerome i think u didn't help your case by posting a gif of a negro who wear reading glasses like u and WHO looks like u in real life.

I'm not Jerome though

 

[Basra]

I'm not Jerome though

Hhhmm.....

 

[Spiderman]

Hhhmm.....

Keep guessing

 

[Gooney112]

Sex dreams are normal. It shows you have desires. But you dont get sinned for your dreams. Say acudu billahi mina shaydaani rajim and keep it moving

 

[AussieHustler]

even the elderly here have weird sexual fetishes.

 

[Basra]

even the elderly here have weird sexual fetishes.

EXCUSE ME!!!!! lol i am very far from "elderly" lol if i walk the street and NO ONE can confuse me with "elderly" i am not elderly! lol I am a milf tho ....

 

[AussieHustler]

EXCUSE ME!!!!! lol i am very far from "elderly" lol if i walk the street and NO ONE can confuse me with "elderly" i am not elderly! lol I am a milf tho ....

Basra

After the sheikh, did you do the “sheytaan” too?

 

[Basra]

Basra

After the sheikh, did you do the “sheytaan” too?

The Shaitaan is weak. All he does is giggle, and get mad in the corner. Useless really.