Robbed by a Paki escort and a jamaican pimp.

[Lsma]

Hahaha hahaha some people have time on their hands. I would like to have met a man's siblings by 9 months and married by 12 months.

Dating is a period you find out whether the person is compatible or not. And it requires time.

Women in their 30s tend to rush into marriages because their stock is plummeting. So I can see where you coming from.

 

[Boqor]

Dating is a period whether you found out whether the person is compatible or not. And it requires time.

Women in their 30s tend to rush into marriages because their stock is plummeting. So I can see where you coming from.

low blow

 

[Shamis]

Dating is a period you find out whether the person is compatible or not. And it requires time.

Women in their 30s tend to rush into marriages because their stock is plummeting. So I can see where you coming from.

I only knew my first husband for a year before I married him and I was in my early twenties. Any longer than that you end up committing zina because youre too comfortable around each other.

 

[Lsma]

I only knew my first husband for a year before I married him and I was in my early twenties. Any longer than that you end up committing zina because youre too comfortable around each other.

Good point.

Congrats on your wedding and hopefully you got it right this time.

 

[mrlog]

I think he (dugsi teacher) was too poor to get married and thought he could get off by talking dirty to a shy Somali girl.

Horta Walaalo how does one articulate that in Somali lingo.
I mean in English it sounds easy laakin in Somali I'd be lost for words.
What did he say

 

[Shamis]

Horta Walaalo how does one articulate that in Somali lingo.
I mean in English it sounds easy laakin in Somali I'd be lost for words.
What did he say

He's been in England for 15 years so he said "I want to **** your *** until you ***". Then I said Itaqullah about three times and he said "you'd never say that to a Madow, you're acting shy because I'm Somali" at which point I hung up on him.

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Its your wife then its your duty as a man to do everything for her (to the best of your ability)

Can you buy her a lamborghini? No? Ok, we let that slide
Can you buy her a flowers? Yes, oh ok.
Can you go down on her and eat her beautiful starfish? No? Oh ok. Don't complain when she leaves your low-testorestone bum ass for a high-test dude.

Wait wait wait, now eating the XAARhole is considered manly now? Where XAAR comes out and nothing goes in? You want me to go down and eat your XAARhole? XAARhole?! You want me to go and lick the XAAR off your XAARhole?! And get disease after disease from it?!



We are getting so close to Yawmul Qiyaamah. May Allah forgive our sins and protect us from people who advocate this barbarity.

Ameen.