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When I was dating I realised that Somali men of my generation and younger are horny gits. This dugsi teacher called me just to tell me how badly he wanted to eat my ass, a dugsi teacher. I was scarred and horrified and started dating non Somalis until my husband to be came along Alhamdulillah.
 

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This is an L for UK Somalis. Imagine if this was all recorded and shit. Stop the embarrassment.
 
When I was dating I realised that Somali men of my generation and younger are horny gits. This dugsi teacher called me just to tell me how badly he wanted to eat my ass, a dugsi teacher. I was scarred and horrified and started dating non Somalis until my husband to be came along Alhamdulillah.
:damn::damn:How old were you when you went to that dugsi?
 
When I was dating I realised that Somali men of my generation and younger are horny gits. This dugsi teacher called me just to tell me how badly he wanted to eat my ass, a dugsi teacher. I was scarred and horrified and started dating non Somalis until my husband to be came along Alhamdulillah.

Shamis

In my early uni days, one of my part-time job was delivering pizzas and guess what? I delivered pizzas to this brothel and met the Somali imam (well respected with two wives here and a couple more overseas) with the reception lady and demanding a discount because he is a regular customer. There are countless of videos on YouTube of him warning about the grave sins of zina. Do as I say and don’t do as I do comes to mind. Hypocrisy is common among those holier than though “moral” crusaders.
 

DuctTape

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This dugsi teacher called me just to tell me how badly he wanted to eat my ass
I don't think I've laughed this hard at anything on the internet in a long, long time
:cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley:
He doesn't just want action, he wanted to eat that futo :damn::dead1:
A dugsi teacher at that:deadrose::deadosama:
 
Shamis

In my early uni days, one of my part-time job was delivering pizzas and guess what? I delivered pizzas to this brothel and met the Somali imam (well respected with two wives here and a couple more overseas) with the reception lady and demanding a discount because he is a regular customer. There are countless of videos on YouTube of him warning about the grave sins of zina. Do as I say and don’t do as I do comes to mind. Hypocrisy is common among those holier than though “moral” crusaders.

I'm not in the least bit surprised. All the supposedly religious guys I've dated were obsessed with sex. Some didn't even wait til the first date, they'd start trying to have phone sex with me on our first phone call.

My current fiance doesn't pray but he promised to when we get married. It was a compromise I was willing to make because religious guys had way too many repressed sexual fantasies.
 
I stand 6'0 but these adoons are 40 plus and are in the game too long. Imagine dying for escort pussy. It ain't worth the effort.
 
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